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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope September 12, 2010: Get It On!

11 Saturday Sep 2010

Posted by Patrice Thompson in September 2010 Astrology

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“When love is not madness, it is not love.” Pedro Calderon de la Barca


COSMIC WEATHER:

It’s day two of the “Major Sexy” Scorpio Moon (Scorpio rules sex). “Love Diva” Venus, is also hot and bothered in this same sign, and is helping to fan the mighty flames of passion by sextiling (really, what else is there for the poor girl to do here?) the “Sex-Crazed” Pluto in “I’m So Tired of Working All The Time” Capricorn, so instead, darlin’, “Lets get it on!”

Meanwhile, “Mental” Mercury is stationing direct in “Virginal” Virgo, after its three week, involuntary, “leave of absence” retrograde period that few are talking about openly, but behind the scenes, there’s still a lot of whispering going on and speculation about why Mercury had to take the sudden leave.

Mercury, however, is still finding it very difficult to function properly today, and now it’s mainly because of its wide trine to “Sex-Crazed” Pluto, which is generating all kinds of non-stop, erogenous thoughts about “virgins,” that we better not discuss here.

Sex, sex, sex!  It’s what’s happening now, with the passionate Scorpio Moon and the intense Venus-Pluto “sextile” relationship. Sex can really change and transform our lives now. It can take us to places we’ve never been to before, including the floorboards of semi tractor trailers!

Since Scorpio also rules “the afterlife,” and Pluto also co-rules Scorpio, for those of us who maybe don’t have anyone “in the flesh” to “get physical with,” we may want to consider becoming “intimate” with a “spirit” tonight. We do need to be careful, however, because if the spirit “falls for us,” they may want us to permanently “join them,” which could prove somewhat problematic for those of us “not quite ready to leave here” just yet.

Born on this day: Beloved singer “Barry White” was born September 12, 1944. Barry was born with “Love Goddess” Venus tightly conjunct “Passion King” Mars in Romantic Libra. This “sexiest of all aspects” was also sextile to “Intensely Passionate” Pluto in Entertaining Leo, which is perhaps why Barry was able to powerfully connect with and communicate to “the masses” the keen passion that he was torrentially feeling “in the depths of his soul.” (Pluto rules “the masses” and “mass appeal.”)

With Barry’s Sun and Mercury in Virgo (like today), and his Moon in a water sign (Nurturing Cancer), a lot of the “similar type” cosmic energy that Barry was born with, is also permeating the ether today. Including, Venus conjunct Mars now (but in an “out of sign conjunction”) and Venus and Mars are both sextile Mesmerizing Pluto.

What this shows, too, is how beautifully the “cosmic energy” can be “channeled” or “sublimated” along lines of artistic expression (or for other imaginative uses). Mars-Venus, in other words, does not mean only “physical sex,” which, of course, though, too, is  a beautiful, “work of art” in itself. Especially with Barry White’s erotic music “as an enticing canvas backdrop.” (Venus rules love, art, music, and “things of beauty”; Mars rules “passion” and “energizes” expression).

“There’s people making babies to my music.  That’s nice!” Barry White. (Also a cool tie in with Barry’s “familial-minded” Cancer Moon. No telling how many babies his music “helped to father.”)

Miss you, Barry.  And, Marvin.

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Barry White quote:http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/b/barry_white.html

Barry White YouTube Video Lyrics Never Gonna Give You Up (slayer 395)

flower: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1287051

love quote: http://www.quotegarden.com/romantic.html

pumpkin photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1089296

Marvin Gaye Lets Get It On YouTube Video Lyrics kittiechatt11

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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope September 11, 2010: Love Makeover

10 Friday Sep 2010

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“Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.” Amanda Cross

COSMIC WEATHER:

Moon leaves “Matrimonial Libra” for “Let Me Surgically Cut Out Whatever Ails You” Scorpio (5:22 am EDT). The knife-wielding Scorpio Moon also conjoins “Love Maven” Venus (8:55 am EDT) and sextiles “Master Wrinkle-Remover” Pluto.

“With the Moon’s entrance into ‘Rejuvenating’ Scorpio we have an abundance of ’emotionally-transforming’ energy to tap into. Since the Moon is also making harmonious aspects to ‘Beautifying’ Venus and ‘Let’s Cut Right Down To The Bone’ Pluto, this is an ideal time to consider a total ‘Love Makeover’ to ‘jazz things up.’

We’re talking the works here: Thick black mascara on our hearts for a sense of theater and drama. Advance formula concealer on the foundations of our relationships, so we will be oblivious to any ‘thorny issues,’ should they arise later. Some red rouge and bright red lipstick on our commitments, so when we’re tempted to cheat, we’ll immediately think to ‘stop,’ and step on the brakes. Unless, of course, the temptation is in the guise of George Clooney, in which case, we’ll have to humbly kneel, at our partner’s feet, and beg their mercy and forgiveness. Surely, they’ll understand.” (“Honey, it was a once in a lifetime opportunity with George.”)

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

The Judds Love Is Alive BabyBlues4U2 YouTube lyrics

Cross quote: http://thinkexist.com/quotations/romance/2.html

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope September 10, 2010: Selfless Love

09 Thursday Sep 2010

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“Real love is when you become selfless and you are more concerned about your mate’s or children’s egos than our your own.  You’re now a giver instead of a taker.” Sylvester Stallone

Moon continues in Peace-Loving Libra, alongside Planet of Desire, Mars, which is still harmoniously trined to Spiritual Neptune in Brotherly Love Aquarius. The Libra Moon is also trining Fantasy Neptune (11:57 pm EDT). Evangelizing Jupiter in Holy Pisces is conjunct Rogue Uranus.

Ideally now, we are seeking to connect with others in a more selfless way, mainly due to the activation of “Mars-Neptune,” which can do much to stoke our idealism and compassion for others. At its most noble expression, this planetary energy is best used to perform charitable work and “random acts of kindness.” Mars-Neptune also gives a tendency to sublimate our physical desires (Mars rule sex).

One pitfall with Mars-Neptune is the need to guard against self-delusion. Specifically here: Seeing ourselves as a “savior” to others, which can have dangerous ramifications for our egos and also for the people “we are saving.” Or, another manifestation of this energy: We can encounter someone wanting to assume the “savior role” in our lives. (In my household, my little shihtzu seems to want to naturally wear this hat.)

Historically, whenever the more “destabilizing” or “delusional” side of Neptune’s ray is activated, we often see more in the way of what could be described as “religious fanaticism” or “extremist views”  manifesting, as Neptune has to do with spirituality and or the desire to merge with the divine or non-physical aspects of reality.

Too, there is always the risk, with any of our religious convictions, I guess, that they may periodically sprout on the more “bizarre side.” We simply get “too carried away” and lose sight of the more practical considerations of the “real world.” Or, for that matter, we simply don’t care what happens, we’re so “mesmerized” by our beliefs.  Plus, we feel we have license, “from above,” to do whatever we want.

This “extremism” also seems to be the case,  at least, with that pastor in Florida, of a tiny congregation, who was calling for the “burning of Korans” on September 11th. He has since canceled the event, in the face of heavy opposition, including pressure from the White House to call it off.

Mars is the “planet of war,” and with “Mars-Neptune” activated, we can feel galvanized to take aggressive action on our religious views. There’s certainly nothing wrong with standing up for one’s beliefs. What is often distressing and offensive, however, is the amount of intolerance that often seems to go “hand-in-hand” with the taking of these kinds of individual stands. Of course, it does not have to be this way, either. We can always choose to be tolerant.

Too, what makes this Mars-Neptune energy even more potent now, is the intense Jupiter and Uranus conjunction in Spiritual Pisces (which is also part of the ongoing T-Square with controlling Pluto and ambitious Saturn). Expansive Jupiter (which co-rules Pisces with Neptune) intrinsically tends to make us want to evangelize or convert others to our way of thinking anyway, and paired with loose cannon, rebel Uranus, who often wants to be a “law unto himself,” we can easily go overboard with carrying out our agendas. This would definitely be the “shadow-side” of Jupiter-Uranus.

Also, it’s just interesting how religion is dominating the headlines now, with all this stuff going on above us, isn’t it? It has also, predictably, even made it to the late night shows with comedians.

One other thing worth noting  here: John Lennon made his famous “off-the-cuff” comment about the Beatles being “more popular than Jesus,” when Mars was square Neptune.  That remark, which John later said was also ‘misconstrued,’ also set off a firestorm of criticism and led to some people, particularly in the southern United States, burning Beatles’ albums in the 60s, as well as radio stations banning their music. (So we see with John’s remark “about a savior,” there was somewhat of a variation on the Mars-Neptune energy that I described above. Too, maybe John was being delusional, thinking the Beatles were more popular than Jesus. Although, maybe at the time, he was just simply telling the truth as he saw it, as the Beatles were really popular.  He claimed afterwards that he never meant any offense to anyone’s religious views, and I believe him. I also mentioned in my blog yesterday that John Lennon had Mars conjunct Neptune, in his natal horoscope, so he did maybe see himself “as a savior” in many ways. And, in some ways, to many people, perhaps John “was a savior.”)

Patrice Thompson


Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Beatles YouTube Video All You Need Is Love Lyrics

Stallone quote: http://thinkexist.com/quotes/with/keyword/selfless/

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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope September 9, 2010: Sexy Mystic

08 Wednesday Sep 2010

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“Mysticism and exaggeration go together.  A mystic must not fear ridicule if he is to push all the way to the limits of humility or the limits of delight.” Milan Kundera


Moon leaves Verifiable Virgo for Idealistic Libra (5:02 am EDT). Love Goddess Venus is in the Private Parts of Scorpio. Sex Lord Mars is in Relationship Libra and forming an exact harmonious trine to Mystical Neptune in Let’s All Get Along Aquarius. Holy Jupiter and Humanistic Uranus are melodiously chanting away in Spiritual Pisces.

“All of a sudden, we are madly turned on by mystics, and finding celibate monks, very sexy.”

(Mars-Neptune can represent “platonic-type” relationships.)

On This Day in History: On September 9, 1971, John Lennon releases his “Imagine” album. Warrior Mars is stationing direct in Humanitarian Aquarius harmoniously trining Futuristic Uranus (ruler of Aquarius) in Peace-Loving Libra. “Mars-Uranus” in the air signs is all about ushering in a “new social order of the day.”

Mental Mercury is at 29 degrees of Entertaining Leo, a critical degree of creative self-expression, exactly squaring Expansive Jupiter at 29 degrees of Transformational Scorpio (another “turning-point” degree).  Mercury was also squaring Dreamy Neptune, just one degree away from Jupiter, at 0 degrees of Optimistic Sagittarius. The intellectual milieu or mindset of this day (Mercury) was very ambitious and lofty (Jupiter conjunct Neptune). Concerned with focusing on the “unifying big picture.”

A Jupiter and Neptune conjunction is always, at its noblest, a very mystical, inspirational time, if not somewhat surrealistic, as Jupiter rules the urge for expansion and Otherworldly Neptune rules the expression of the divine.  We are theoretically able to channel in “the most splendid way,” our higher impulses, when this particular aspect is in effect. Neptune also symbolically represents a “dissolution of all boundaries,” effectively “living as one,” which is what “Imagine’s” lyrics are, of course, centered around.

Needless to say, the energy in the sky, the day the “Imagine” album was released, was ideally very “conducive” for the manifestation of “peaceful conditions,” and for contemplating the “imagined dawning” of a new “brotherhood of man.” With the album released on that day in time, too, those energies of that time period will always be connected, or “celestially stamped,” with the “Imagine” album, similar to how a horoscope works for an individual.

Interestingly, the “Mars-Neptune” energy that we have today is similar to the energy that we had back then.  It’s very transcendent and powerful in nature. Mars serves to aggressively activate and fuel the Neptunian portals of our imagination, and also provides us with a deep longing and desire for inclusion into the perceived “higher realms,” where we all purportedly live and move “as one.” This Mars-Neptune energy is also extremely creative, in addition to being very spiritual. Fascinatingly, John Lennon also had “Mars conjunct Neptune” in his personal horoscope and was born under the sun-sign of Libra, “the peacemaker.”

“You may say that I’m a dreamer. But I’m not the only one.” John Lennon (Mars-Neptune)

NEWS UPDATE: With Warrior Mars exactly trining “Sea-Ruling” Neptune, U.S. Marines boarded and seized control of a German ship south of Yemen today, that had earlier been captured by Pirates.  High adventure playing out on the sea!

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

WSJ.com for Pirate story

John Lennon Imagine Lyrics YouTube video

Gregorian Chant Benedictinos YouTube video.

John Lennon Imagine released: http://www.brainyhistory.com/days/september_9.html

abby photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/496267

Kundera quote: http://thinkexist.com/quotes/with/keyword/mysticism/

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope September 8, 2010: Suspicion’s Back

08 Wednesday Sep 2010

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“Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.” Oscar Wilde

COSMIC WEATHER:

A New Moon in Refining Virgo (6:31 am EDT). We’re mastering our craft.  Perfecting our skills. Some of us are also augmenting and or redefining our eyebrows. Praying to the Almighty that we will finally be able look in the mirror with a deep sense of pride and confidence, knowing that our brows are no longer going to be swallowed up incestuously by our eyes. A matter that has psychologically dogged us since birth.

We are also using our vast, prohibitionist-leaning, “Virgoan analytical ability”  to attempt to decode the existential meaning of “bar codes” on packages, in a bid to psychologically satisfy, and get free drinks from, Jupiter, the newest, tipsy bartender in town, who, in an inebriated stupor, accidentally fell off an adventurous, Aries cliff, a little while ago, and landed back into the “alcohol-filled” Piscean sea, when no one was looking. Erratic Uranus is also suppose to be tending bar tonight with Jupiter but, as usual, in his typical, recalcitrant manner, he has decided not to show up for work. Didn’t even bother to call in to tell anybody that he wasn’t coming in.

Meanwhile, Love Goddess Venus is back in the dark, treacherous waters of “I want the whole frickin’ truth from you, about where you were last night, and who you were with, and I want it now!!! And nothing but the truth!!! Or, you’re sleeping alone in the shed!!!  And don’t even believe for a minute that God’s going to be able help you out on this one!!! Scorpio.”

Yes.  Suspicion’s back. Big time.

Event in history on this date: On September 8, 1994, MTV awards feature newlyweds Michael Jackson (Virgo) and Lisa Marie Presley (Aquarian). Relationship Venus had also just entered Mysterious Scorpio.

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Oscar Wilde quote on Love

Elvis Presley Suspicious Mind YouTube video

rose photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1224946

Oscar Wilde quote: http://www.gardendigest.com/desire.htm

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope September 6, 2010: Drama Queen

05 Sunday Sep 2010

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“Beethoven had a great look.  It was very much about the drama of appearance.” Boy George

COSMIC WEATHER:

With the theatrical Leo Moon aspecting Venus, the Sun, Uranus, Jupiter, Neptune, Pluto, and Mars, our emotions run the full gambit today. There’s definitely no shortage of Drama Queens around either, as the masterful expression of our feelings takes on sudden urgency and potency. Even vacuuming becomes a thing of high drama.

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

mask photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/869205

Boy George quote: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/drama.html

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope September 4, 2010: Mr. Whipple

03 Friday Sep 2010

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“When a fantasy turns you on, you’re obligated to God and nature to start doing it right away.” Stewart Brand

COSMIC WEATHER:

Moon continues in Food Source Cancer. Love Goddess Venus trines Imaginary Lover Neptune.

“Sudden Grocery-Store Romance.  It could very well happen today! All the spicy ingredients are there for it to bubble over. Especially in aisle twelve where Mr. Whipple is secretly squeezing the Charmin.

We need to make sure we also take our cell phones with us in the produce department. Eyeing the cucumbers could trigger an urgent call from George Clooney requesting a date with us!

Yes, we’re all a bit delusional again today and being visited by phantom lovers with Venus-Neptune. Still, a girl’s got to dream! Too, it’s just a matter of time before George inevitably comes around. Just a matter of time. You know that, too, don’t you George? You know that you can’t go on forever, carrying on the charade, pretending that you don’t even know we exist. We’re here, George. And, we’re a waiting on you. Although now, we’re in the beer and wine section of the store.  Drowning our sorrows, George.  Drowning our sorrows. Trying to drink you out of our minds. Numbing the pain. The pain of your abandonment, George.”

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

psychedelic photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1295130

Brand quote: http://www.worldofquotes.com/topic/fantasy/index.html

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope September 3, 2010: Killer Potatoes

03 Friday Sep 2010

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“Ham and eggs – A day’s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.” Unknown source.

COSMIC WEATHER:

Moon enters the Food Sign of Cancer triggering a Grand Cardinal Cross in the sky involving Adipose Jupiter, Skinny Saturn, and Naked Pluto.

“We’ve come under attack from our food! Beware of killer potatoes and the Jolly Green Giant ambushing us from cans of peas. Master Spy Agent Pluto has also bugged the boiled eggs. It looks like we’ll need to revert back to the olden days and start using our flatware as weapons again, until further notice.”

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Fine Young Cannibals She Drives Me Crazy YouTube Video

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope August 30, 2010: Money Laundering

29 Sunday Aug 2010

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“We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs.” Gloria Steinem


Moon continues in the Money and Procurement sign of Taurus.  It is getting besieged with irritating requests for financial aid from the likes of Uranus, Jupiter, Pluto and Saturn.

Meanwhile, the Sun and Mercury in Pristine Virgo are in a jolly mood disinfecting piggy banks and re-organizing wallets.

“With the Moon in the Money sign of Taurus, receiving detailed directives from the Cleanaholic Virgo Sun and Mercury, we are busy “laundering our money.” We are told that all the higher denominational bills must be carefully placed in the washing machine on the delicate cycle without bleach.  While the lower denominational bills can go through the normal/casual cycle. Unfortunately, we are having to clean all the coins by hand, which is a real pain. The fanatical Virgo Sun is also insisting that we clean and press all the “Monopoly Money” and also scrub down Boardwalk and Park Place.”

Patrice Thompson

Source Notes:

Money photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1204230

Steinem quote: http://www.quotegarden.com/money.html

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope August 29, 2010: Palin or Clooney

28 Saturday Aug 2010

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“My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.” Alicia Silverstone

Moon vacates restless Aries for the stabilizing, calming pastures of Taurus (10:36 am EDT). The Taurus Moon forms a magical grand earth trine with transforming Pluto in ambitious Capricorn and the illuminating Sun in hard-working Virgo.

“The Universe is meting out to us some ‘cosmic rewards’ today for our recent, diligent efforts. The systematic Virgo Sun is also wanting us to select our rewards from the following three areas: 1) sex 2) chocolate 3) or what’s behind door number three.

We also have it from a very reliable source, that behind door number three, is either a 72-hour date with George Clooney or a 72-hour Alaskan fishing expedition with Sarah Palin. Unfortunately, if we select this third option, we will not know until after our selection is made whether we will be spending time with Clooney or Palin.

Also, if we go with the “sex” option, there is no additional information regarding who it is we will be having sex with, male or female. For that matter, it could theoretically involve having sex with even an inanimate object. Or, maybe with an alien creature from outer space, such as Mel Gibson.

Our safest bet, it appears, is to go with option number two. The chocolate. The sure thing.

For we all know that chocolate never lies to us. It also doesn’t swear, threaten, or womanize. It’s not afraid of commitment, or fulfilling its obligations.  There’s nothing fishy about it. Plus, it’s not obnoxious when poured on thick. And, best of all, it always gives the best kisses!”

In the News:

The story of those thirty-three miners found alive but trapped, three weeks after a mine collapse near Copiapo, Chile, came to worldwide attention with Restrictive Saturn still in a tight square to Intense Pluto.

Pluto rules mines and miners, and also governs “extreme” conditions.  Saturn rules limiting, confining situations and hardships. Saturn square Pluto is often synonymous with a “severe test of faith” and circumstances seemingly “at their bleakest.”

The heartbreaking story of these miners shows us all how trying and desperate life can be at times. But, regardless of the situation, we must never give up hope. Our prayers are with these men and their families. And for a speedy resolution to this matter.

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Alicia Silverstone quote: http://www.healthdiaries.com/eatthis/50-quotes-about-chocolate.html

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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