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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope August 30, 2010: Money Laundering

29 Sunday Aug 2010

Posted by Patrice Thompson in August 2010 Astrology

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“We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs.” Gloria Steinem


Moon continues in the Money and Procurement sign of Taurus.  It is getting besieged with irritating requests for financial aid from the likes of Uranus, Jupiter, Pluto and Saturn.

Meanwhile, the Sun and Mercury in Pristine Virgo are in a jolly mood disinfecting piggy banks and re-organizing wallets.

“With the Moon in the Money sign of Taurus, receiving detailed directives from the Cleanaholic Virgo Sun and Mercury, we are busy “laundering our money.” We are told that all the higher denominational bills must be carefully placed in the washing machine on the delicate cycle without bleach.  While the lower denominational bills can go through the normal/casual cycle. Unfortunately, we are having to clean all the coins by hand, which is a real pain. The fanatical Virgo Sun is also insisting that we clean and press all the “Monopoly Money” and also scrub down Boardwalk and Park Place.”

Patrice Thompson

Source Notes:

Money photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1204230

Steinem quote: http://www.quotegarden.com/money.html

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Daily Astrology Horoscope July 14, 2010: Neat Freak

13 Tuesday Jul 2010

Posted by Patrice Thompson in Cosmic Word of the Day, July 2010 astrology

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“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before the snow has stopped falling.” Phyllis Diller

“Cosmic Word of The Day”: Clean

Definition: 1) free from dirt; unsoiled; unstained 2) free from foreign or extraneous matter 3) free from pollution; unadulterated; pure 4) habitually free from dirt 5) characterized by a fresh, wholesome quality

Origin: bef. 900;  ME clene, OE claene, pure, clear

COSMIC WEATHER:

Moon vacates fun-loving Leo for tidy Virgo (9:15 am EDT), where it meets up with the likes of Venus, Mars, and Saturn already meticulously holed up there.

We’re suddenly finding it more difficult to breathe.

It’s part of the colossal anxiety attack that we’re experiencing from all the dust.

The frickin’ dust!

We’re suddenly noticing it’s everywhere. Even on our significant other’s gum line!

What’s worse: We’re plum out of Pledge!

“Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.” Pablo Picasso

Activities, areas favored today: dusting; removing scum and stains; steam-cleaning; doing laundry; hanging our spouse out to dry; going to the laundromat and observing the spin cycle, close-up; organizing and re-arranging our extra-marital affairs; going to the library to research the history of dust and dirt; medical and health research; nutrition studies; employment-related matters; all forms of etiquette-training, particularly for our mates, so that they will stop chewing their food with their frickin’ mouths open.  Drives me crazy!

In the News: BP has reportedly installed a new sealing cap on the leaky well in the Gulf. As we stated here the other day, the present, powerful Sun-Mars sextile energy is about the best we can hope for, as far as having success with containing this matter, as Mars is deposited in the detailed, analytical, clean sign of Virgo.  Virgo is very practical and industrious when it comes to cleaning things up and Mars is also very talented at pioneering and initiating new efforts, especially when configurated with the brilliantly illuminating Sun.  Let’s hope and pray that it works.

Famous July 14th Cancerian birthdays: Tommy Mottola (61).  Gone, but not forgotten: Ingmar Bergman, President Gerald R. Ford.

“I am a Ford, not a Lincoln.” President Gerald R. Ford

“I write scripts to serve as skeletons awaiting the flesh and sinew of images.” Ingmar Bergman.

Enjoy your Wednesday!

You better pray that the grocery store has at least one can of Pledge on the shelf. Too, with the multiple Virgo line-up, you probably need to purchase a caseload.

Written by Patrice Thompson


Copyright 2010

Source Notes;

Pablo Picasso quote: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/dust.html

The Odd Couple Opening Theme YouTube Video

Cat photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/960070

Clean defined: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/clean

Phyllis Diller quote: http://www.quotemountain.com/sayings/funny_sayings/

Ingmar Bergman quote: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/i/ingmar_bergman.html

Ford quote: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/g/gerald_r_ford.html

famous birthdays: http://www.famousbirthdays.com/jul.html

birthday cake photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1093391

Butterfly picture: http://www.weforanimals.com/wallpapers/butterflies/page-1/butterflies-1.htm

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Patricia’s Daily Astrology Horoscope June 10, 2010: Dirty Affairs

10 Thursday Jun 2010

Posted by Patrice Thompson in June 2010 Astrology

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“Our inventions mirror our secret wishes.” Lawrence Durrell

It would be so helpful if someone could invent a delightful “speed dial feature” that I could add to my Crystal Ball that would allow me to expedite my fortune-telling capabilities and thereby free me up for other fun-filled activities such as vacuuming or maybe extensive removal of offensive tea or coffee stains from my soiled laundry.

It is highly embarrassing and bad feng shui energy to have stained laundry in the clothes hamper when you know that, at any minute, it could get discovered by space aliens. I hardly sleep at night anymore, I am so worried about the unsightly stains and my lack of time to remove them and how this dilemma may keep me from voyaging to new galaxies.

Too, all my life I have wanted more time for vacuuming, and I’m talking serious vacuuming here involving the use of several dirt bags. Done properly, and with deliberate, heartfelt effort, vacuuming can be such an intimate and incredibly mind-altering experience, especially when you live alone, and you’re female, and can seductively draw the curtains all the way back to vacuum.

I know, too, that I would rather listen to the sound of a vacuum than even to a symphony by any of the world’s greatest composers. There’s just something about the authentic, suction vacuum sound that is so reassuring and comforting. So primal.

As a woman, too, I know that my loyal vacuum will always be there for me to hold on to, unlike some of the dirt bag men in I’ve known in my life who eagerly sucked out my contents and then suddenly vanished into thin air, not even leaving me a trail of dust to spit on and vacuum up after.

The reason I am opening up and finally sharing with you my private vacuum wish today, something I have wanted to reveal to you for quite a while now, and also assorted details of my previous romantic encounters, and fervid desire for a speed dialer for my Crystal Ball, is because today in the cosmos we are deeply, deeply privileged to have impinging upon our cerebral consciousness the divine movement of “Thought Keeper” Mercury into intellectually-curious Gemini (1:41 am EDT), the communication sign, that it proudly rules.

Mercury here elevates our curiosity, accelerates our thinking, and makes us ravenous for information and conversation.

We also have an opportunity for colossal discoveries and the possibility of new inventions now because this Winged Creature will be aligning today with both expansive Jupiter and genius Uranus via the stimulating sextile aspect, assuming everyone has taken their Viagra, of course.

So, Mercury-Jupiter-Uranus together as one, spells B-I-G Day for the collective for brainy ideas that can change and transform the world. I am very excited about the possibilities of this energy.

By the way, here’s one obscure piece of astrological trivia for you that sort of fits right in here: Triple A Motor Club, the travel-related entity, came into being on a creative Mercury sextile Uranus day. Mercury pertains to both communication and transportation. Uranus, as most of us know, ushers in the new. Triple A was a pretty big deal, and more novel (Uranus) concept for travelers at the time (Mercury) – and it’s still around.

Meanwhile, the Moon changes from placid Taurus to Mercury’s very own restless Gemini sign today (at 6:12 pm EDT).  The evening time may bring an even more accelerated pace to the cosmic energy, but we are also more potentially combative with a square to Mars. Vacuuming is highly advisable as an intelligent way to vent now. Especially for single women who have done their laundry.

“I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.” Roseanne Barr

This Update:

Just in to my attention from reporter Mercury in Gemini sextile Jupiter/Uranus in discovery Aries: Oldest example of a leather shoe has been discovered by archaeologists in a cave in Armenia.  It supposedly predates Stonehenge by 400 years and the Pyramids of Giza by 1,000 years. Researches say it was made from a single strip of leather and was made to fit the wearer’s foot. Wonder if it may need a little vacuuming? Can you imagine all the microscopic dirt and dust that must be on it. We will probably need a powerful industrial-size vacuum for this cleaning, don’t you think? Something energetic Mars in cleanaholic Virgo can easily handle.

Ironically, when I woke up this morning, I was thinking how it may just be our very karma and higher destiny now to clean and discover beaucoup amounts of new dirt all around us with this Jupiter/Uranus discovery energy and passionate Mars in pristine Virgo to guide us. I’m sure curious Mercury in Gemini today, too, will be able to scope out all the unlimited filth about each and everyone of us that’s fit to print and put on the internet.   What a mind-boggling day to be a reporter!

Also, on a more serious note, with this powerful energy for cleaning now, maybe some genius will finally be able to figure out how to clean up the tragic mess in and along the Gulf. Mars will be in thorough Virgo until the end of July, perfect for devising new clean up strategies, especially along side Jupiter and Uranus. Lord of Karma Saturn is also in Virgo and quinqunx to poor disillusioned Neptune, ruler of the sea and oil.

Event in history on this date:

John F. Kennedy signs into law “equal pay for equal work” for men and women on June 10, 1963. Pioneering Mars was in Virgo, the sign of work, conjunct Uranus, the freeing planet of equality.  How cool is that?

June 10th birthdays:

John Edwards, Eliot Spitzer (Wow, something in the cosmic drinking water for June 10th?)

Also, adding a new daily feature here.  “The Cosmic Word for the Day.” Today’s Cosmic Word can actually be two words or one word: “Dust mite” or “Dustmite.” With Mercury, ruler of words, entering dual-bodied Gemini today, I thought it would be appropriate to have a word with two spellings.

Enjoy your Thursday! Find a way to unearth your dream and make it fit into your life today alongside that prehistoric shoe.

Written by Patricia “Patrice” Thompson


Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Roseanne Barr quote: http://www.quotegarden.com/housework.html

Leather shoe – http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science_and_environment/10281908.stm

Vacuum photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/6020

Birthdays: http://www.astro.com/

Lawrence Durrell quote: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/inventions_2.html

Butterfly picture: http://www.weforanimals.com/wallpapers/butterflies/page-1/butterflies-1.htm

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