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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope September 9, 2010: Sexy Mystic

08 Wednesday Sep 2010

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“Mysticism and exaggeration go together.  A mystic must not fear ridicule if he is to push all the way to the limits of humility or the limits of delight.” Milan Kundera


Moon leaves Verifiable Virgo for Idealistic Libra (5:02 am EDT). Love Goddess Venus is in the Private Parts of Scorpio. Sex Lord Mars is in Relationship Libra and forming an exact harmonious trine to Mystical Neptune in Let’s All Get Along Aquarius. Holy Jupiter and Humanistic Uranus are melodiously chanting away in Spiritual Pisces.

“All of a sudden, we are madly turned on by mystics, and finding celibate monks, very sexy.”

(Mars-Neptune can represent “platonic-type” relationships.)

On This Day in History: On September 9, 1971, John Lennon releases his “Imagine” album. Warrior Mars is stationing direct in Humanitarian Aquarius harmoniously trining Futuristic Uranus (ruler of Aquarius) in Peace-Loving Libra. “Mars-Uranus” in the air signs is all about ushering in a “new social order of the day.”

Mental Mercury is at 29 degrees of Entertaining Leo, a critical degree of creative self-expression, exactly squaring Expansive Jupiter at 29 degrees of Transformational Scorpio (another “turning-point” degree).  Mercury was also squaring Dreamy Neptune, just one degree away from Jupiter, at 0 degrees of Optimistic Sagittarius. The intellectual milieu or mindset of this day (Mercury) was very ambitious and lofty (Jupiter conjunct Neptune). Concerned with focusing on the “unifying big picture.”

A Jupiter and Neptune conjunction is always, at its noblest, a very mystical, inspirational time, if not somewhat surrealistic, as Jupiter rules the urge for expansion and Otherworldly Neptune rules the expression of the divine.  We are theoretically able to channel in “the most splendid way,” our higher impulses, when this particular aspect is in effect. Neptune also symbolically represents a “dissolution of all boundaries,” effectively “living as one,” which is what “Imagine’s” lyrics are, of course, centered around.

Needless to say, the energy in the sky, the day the “Imagine” album was released, was ideally very “conducive” for the manifestation of “peaceful conditions,” and for contemplating the “imagined dawning” of a new “brotherhood of man.” With the album released on that day in time, too, those energies of that time period will always be connected, or “celestially stamped,” with the “Imagine” album, similar to how a horoscope works for an individual.

Interestingly, the “Mars-Neptune” energy that we have today is similar to the energy that we had back then.  It’s very transcendent and powerful in nature. Mars serves to aggressively activate and fuel the Neptunian portals of our imagination, and also provides us with a deep longing and desire for inclusion into the perceived “higher realms,” where we all purportedly live and move “as one.” This Mars-Neptune energy is also extremely creative, in addition to being very spiritual. Fascinatingly, John Lennon also had “Mars conjunct Neptune” in his personal horoscope and was born under the sun-sign of Libra, “the peacemaker.”

“You may say that I’m a dreamer. But I’m not the only one.” John Lennon (Mars-Neptune)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM0Z75KEd_o

NEWS UPDATE: With Warrior Mars exactly trining “Sea-Ruling” Neptune, U.S. Marines boarded and seized control of a German ship south of Yemen today, that had earlier been captured by Pirates.  High adventure playing out on the sea!

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

WSJ.com for Pirate story

John Lennon Imagine Lyrics YouTube video

Gregorian Chant Benedictinos YouTube video.

John Lennon Imagine released: http://www.brainyhistory.com/days/september_9.html

abby photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/496267

Kundera quote: http://thinkexist.com/quotes/with/keyword/mysticism/

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope August 29, 2010: Palin or Clooney

28 Saturday Aug 2010

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“My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.” Alicia Silverstone

Moon vacates restless Aries for the stabilizing, calming pastures of Taurus (10:36 am EDT). The Taurus Moon forms a magical grand earth trine with transforming Pluto in ambitious Capricorn and the illuminating Sun in hard-working Virgo.

“The Universe is meting out to us some ‘cosmic rewards’ today for our recent, diligent efforts. The systematic Virgo Sun is also wanting us to select our rewards from the following three areas: 1) sex 2) chocolate 3) or what’s behind door number three.

We also have it from a very reliable source, that behind door number three, is either a 72-hour date with George Clooney or a 72-hour Alaskan fishing expedition with Sarah Palin. Unfortunately, if we select this third option, we will not know until after our selection is made whether we will be spending time with Clooney or Palin.

Also, if we go with the “sex” option, there is no additional information regarding who it is we will be having sex with, male or female. For that matter, it could theoretically involve having sex with even an inanimate object. Or, maybe with an alien creature from outer space, such as Mel Gibson.

Our safest bet, it appears, is to go with option number two. The chocolate. The sure thing.

For we all know that chocolate never lies to us. It also doesn’t swear, threaten, or womanize. It’s not afraid of commitment, or fulfilling its obligations.  There’s nothing fishy about it. Plus, it’s not obnoxious when poured on thick. And, best of all, it always gives the best kisses!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGGZTZ-3pM

In the News:

The story of those thirty-three miners found alive but trapped, three weeks after a mine collapse near Copiapo, Chile, came to worldwide attention with Restrictive Saturn still in a tight square to Intense Pluto.

Pluto rules mines and miners, and also governs “extreme” conditions.  Saturn rules limiting, confining situations and hardships. Saturn square Pluto is often synonymous with a “severe test of faith” and circumstances seemingly “at their bleakest.”

The heartbreaking story of these miners shows us all how trying and desperate life can be at times. But, regardless of the situation, we must never give up hope. Our prayers are with these men and their families. And for a speedy resolution to this matter.

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Alicia Silverstone quote: http://www.healthdiaries.com/eatthis/50-quotes-about-chocolate.html

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Daily Astrology Horoscope August 28, 2010: Healthy Sex

27 Friday Aug 2010

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“Fitness – if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.” Cher

Moon’s in “Forget the Mind, Let’s Get Physical” Aries. The Sun and Mercury are in “Health-Conscious” Virgo and preaching to Venus and Mars, still conjoined in “Mating” Libra, about the hazards of engaging in sex before first taking capsules of cod liver oil.

In case you’re also wondering: Venus did get out of bed to go shopping yesterday, but with the arrival of the weekend, and the “I want sex, and I want it now!” Aries Moon, still hovering around, she has decided to position herself back under the bed sheets with Mars, with yet another promise from him, of more opportunities to purchase expensive jewels on his credit card again, in the near future.

“We’ve had a stressful week, and now that the weekend is here, we want to unwind. But the Aries Moon is also casting a decidedly “physical” tone to the day. It’s clamoring to us to engage our muscles and other body parts in an intimate workout. Preferably, too, with another human being, because “Love Diva” Venus and “Sex Pistol” Mars are still in Libra, the sign of “The Other.”

Mercury and the Sun in “Clinical” Virgo are also requesting that we do our best to engage in only “responsible, healthy sex” this weekend, so as not to overtax our systems. In other words, in between the passionate night moves, we’ll need to monitor and document our vital signs, such as our temperature, pulse rate, blood pressure. And, if need be, spray for germs.

Now we know why so many Virgos are still virgins!

If we have to go through all this stuff, each time, is it really worth it? Even with George Clooney?

‘George, we have to stop now. I need to check your pulse. Hold on a minute, let me listen to your heart beat. Stick out your tongue, George, and let me look at it. And beat on it with my wooden stick.’

You know what? This approach may be just what the doctor ordered!

‘George, stick out your tongue again.

Yes, it looks like we may need to operate.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00sgS8V57Cs&feature=fvst

Patrice Thompson

copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Mars and Venus photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1069414

Cher quote: http://www.quotegarden.com/exercise.html

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope August 26, 2010: Hold A Seance

25 Wednesday Aug 2010

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“This is the true joy of life, the being used up for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one.” George Bernard Shaw


The Contemplative but Fantasy Prone Pisces Moon is still burning gardenia incense (until 9:59 pm EDT) in a bid to keep the passionate desire going between Venus and Mars in Lover’s Lane Libra.

But things are also a little complicated on the romantic front because every few minutes the Cleanaholic Virgo Sun sticks his big head into the bedroom to remind everyone that there’s oodles of vacuuming to do.

The Virgo Sun’s trine to Deep Transforming Agent Pluto has him also believing that what is really needed here is some deep steam cleaning of all the carpets and upholstery.

The Moon enters Active Aries later in the day (10:49 pm EDT) at which time the pace quickens considerably. In fact, we get so carried away with the excitement of the raw energy that we start to even vacuum underneath the bed sheets, putting a big, golden smile on the Virgo Sun’s face, while simultaneously causing expletives and threats to spew out of our “formerly sleeping” partner’s mouth. And we’re not even in bed with Mel Gibson!

“We have some very cool, life-changing energy around us in the guise of the Sun in Employment Virgo trine to Potent Pluto in Career Capricorn.  Today could be one of those days in which we finally figure out or discover “our true calling” in life. It’s also a good time to apply or interview for a job, also realizing that stuff could get postponed etc, down the road, with the Mercury Retrograde in Virgo.

Also with the Mystical Pisces Moon and Past Life Pluto activated, this is a dynamite time for regression efforts. Or, for holding seances. Especially for channeling deceased politicians and bureaucrats with Pluto’s placement in governmental Capricorn. Perhaps, too, when the Moon enters Conquering Aries, we can try to connect with transitioned pioneers or former military leaders. I’m thinking maybe, General George Patton here? Or perhaps Genghis Khan?

If you also have any type of research to do, or better yet, spying to do, today is definitely the day to do it. Probably also superb for channeling former spies. Maybe “Maxwell Smart?”

In The News: A Sun-Pluto “spy story” for today.  The NYT.com is reporting that the aide to President Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan, implicated in a corruption investigation, is actually being paid by our own Central Intelligence Agency.  Mohammed Zia Salehi, the chief of administration for the National Security Council, has apparently been on the CIA payroll for many years, although it is not known what his precise duties are. Pluto rules spies and espionage and when it’s ray is activated is often when we get “the real scoop” on things. It’s ray is activated today.

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Get Smart YouTube Video Max and 99 Meet the Sacred Cows

wisdom statue; http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1232540

Shaw quote; http://www.wisdomquotes.com/

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope August 26, 2010: Seance Party

25 Wednesday Aug 2010

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“This is the true joy of life, the being used up for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one.” George Bernard Shaw


The Contemplative but Fantasy Prone Pisces Moon is still burning gardenia incense (until 9:59 pm EDT) in a bid to keep the passionate desire going between Venus and Mars in Lover’s Lane Libra.

But things are also a little complicated on the romantic front because every few minutes the Cleanaholic Virgo Sun sticks his big head into the bedroom to remind everyone that there’s oodles of vacuuming to do.

The Virgo Sun’s trine to Deep Transforming Agent Pluto has him also believing that what is really needed here is some deep steam cleaning of all the carpets and upholstery.

The Moon enters Active Aries later in the day (10:49 pm EDT) at which time the pace quickens considerably. In fact, we get so carried away with the excitement of the raw energy that we start to even vacuum underneath the bed sheets, putting a big, golden smile on the Virgo Sun’s face, while simultaneously causing expletives and threats to spew out of our “formerly sleeping” partner’s mouth. And we’re not even in bed with Mel Gibson!

“We have some very cool, life-changing energy around us in the guise of the Sun in Employment Virgo trine to Potent Pluto in Career Capricorn.  Today could be one of those days in which we finally figure out or discover “our true calling” in life. It’s also a good time to apply or interview for a job, also realizing that stuff could get postponed etc, down the road, with the Mercury Retrograde in Virgo.

Also with the Mystical Pisces Moon and Past Life Pluto activated, this is a dynamite time for regression efforts. Or, for holding seances. Especially for channeling deceased politicians and bureaucrats with Pluto’s placement in governmental Capricorn. Perhaps, too, when the Moon enters Conquering Aries, we can try to connect with transitioned pioneers or former military leaders. I’m thinking maybe, General George Patton here? Or perhaps Genghis Khan?

If you have any type of research to do, or better yet, spying to do, today is definitely the day to do it. Probably also superb for channeling former spies. Maybe “Maxwell Smart?”

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Get Smart YouTube Video Max and 99 Meet the Sacred Cows

wisdom statue; http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1232540

Shaw quote; http://www.wisdomquotes.com/

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope August 22, 2010: Sex Above Us

20 Friday Aug 2010

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“Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that’s a real treat.” Joanne Woodward.


Keep those telescopes and binoculars handy for at least a couple more days.  Venus and Mars are still coupling in Conjugal Libra above and Neptune and the Sun are still serving drinks to the rest of the planets, via their waning opposition to each other. Too, with the Moon in Hippie Aquarius now, the activities above could grow to include a measure of “collective free love” and the creation of more “hippie communes.”

Always thirsty Jupiter is certainly pleased that Uranus is back in liquor-friendly Pisces because now he has a special pipeline to the alcohol, since they are both technically still in a conjoined position with each other, which even though it does sound a little kinky, it’s actually a very spiritual alignment, producing a deep, existential awareness of the galactic condition, particularly after downing a few pina coladas.

While all this stuff is happening around us, the steamy sex in the sky, and hopefully a lot of sex and smooching going on down below in your household, too, yours truly is still saving herself exclusively for George Clooney, who continues to be a no-show, despite the fact that the two of us actually share the same brain.  This is true.

See, George and I both have our Mental Mercurys at 20 degrees of Taurus, which means that we are both joined at the head. I guess I’ll settle for what I can get, but I do think it would also be fun to be conjoined somewhere else with George. Especially now with all this passionate Venus Mars action going on.

George, George, George.  What the heck am I gonna do with you? Huh? Eluding me for so long. Another Saturday night has come and gone, George. Another tragic, wasted night of opportunity for the two of us, has passed us by.  All I can say is, it’s a good thing that I at least have a telescope and am able to observe, albeit remotely, some measure of passion among the stars. Vicarious thrills, George. I know, it’s sad. Very sad. But, George, it’s all that I got. But know in my heart, George, that I do long for the real thing with you.

In the News: It appears that Form-Builder Saturn’s entrance into the “Balancing Scales” of Libra is coinciding with the generation of more attempts at diplomacy, an area that Libra naturally rules. So the pendulum seems to be moving the other way now, away from confrontation and violence, to attempts at peace, which is very interesting.

Saturn’s inclusion in the “Cardinal T-Cross,” too, with Transforming Pluto and Expansive Jupiter, can have the sum total affect of redefining the playing field of the scheme of things. Of course, we are referring here to “attempts at peace.”  Whether peace will manifest and be long-lasting, is another question.  Too, there is still unchecked violence occurring around the world, on a daily basis, but what may be refreshing here is at least there seems to be more of a “consciousness of the need for peace,” which is at least a start in the right direction.

Cardinal energy always equates to the “taking of action,” particularly with a T-Cross occurring in the Cardinal signs now. We had the last U.S. combat troops leave Iraq this week and now there is also word that Israelis and Palestinians have agreed to resume peace talks on September 2nd.

Did think it was really fascinating, too, that the U.S. combat troops exited Iraq with the spacier “Mars-Neptune” aspect (135 degrees) and the applying, hazy “Sun-Neptune” opposition, a similar energy.  Mars rules aggression. Neptune, known as the Great Dissolver, can mitigate the aggressive impulses.  Neptune, I guess, could equate here with a “surrendering up of the  aggressive inklings,” with the simultaneous nebulous notion, or maybe it is best to be viewed, as a hopeful notion, depending on how you look at it, that “everything is also okay.”

Neptune tends to make us wax idealistic and dreamy. It can also be a deceptive and traitorous aspect, however. Traitorous to our own logic and reasoning. With Neptune’s ray, we often get wrapped up in a cozy cocoon with our delusional thoughts, thinking things are fine when in reality they are not.  Hopefully, though, things will turn out okay here regarding this matter. Our combat troops in Iraq deserve to be home after doing a valiant job for us over there, even though our reasons for being in Iraq were not always that clear to many of us and it seems that we got mired in there under an umbrella of confusion and erroneous beliefs about weapons of mass destruction.  The U.S. entered Iraq just as Rebel Uranus entered Obscure Pisces.

Also, there was a report out on Friday that stated that scientists have concluded that the Universe “may expand forever.” Apparently, though, that prospect is not necessarily a good thing, supposedly, as it is theorized then that the Universe will likely become a “cold, dead cosmic wasteland.”

I’m not quite sure what to make of this newest information other than to pine about the fact that we do reside in a “pretty weird, spooky place” when you really think about it. At the end of the day, though, I figure that somebody, somewhere, has surely got to be looking out for us. At least, we can continue to hope that this is the case.

The Cardinal T-Cross may have also played a role here with the release of this new information about our happy home. Cardinal energy is all about discovery and Jupiter is in New Frontiers Aries, and still conjoined with scientific Uranus, even though Uranus is back into its “inebriated state” in mystical Pisces. Jupiter-Uranus has historically been equated with breakthrough discoveries and advances in science. Uranus is also associated with outer space.

Patrice Thompson

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Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Rod Serling Intro to The Twilight Zone YouTube Video

Universe story: http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Scientists_conclude_that_the_universe_may_expand_forever

Heart photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1270481

Joanne Woodward quote: http://thinkexist.com/quotations/sex/

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope August 20, 2010: Sex Saves

19 Thursday Aug 2010

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“To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.” Don Schrader


It’s Day Two of the “Sober” Capricorn Moon. The Moon, however, is finding it increasingly difficult to stay sober due to the pull of the “Pleasure-Seeking” Leo Sun’s exact opposition to “Alcohol-Minded” Neptune hanging around in “Questionable Friends” Aquarius.

Also, “Love Maven” Venus is exactly conjunct “Sex Kingpin” Mars in “Merging” Libra.

Lest anyone forget, we’re also in day 39,355, or so it seems, of the Cardinal T-Cross involving the usual suspects: Jupiter, Saturn, and Pluto.

Additionally, the wicked Universe is throwing in the destabilizing communication factor of “Mental” Mercury stationing retrograde in “Logical” Virgo today.  Mercury stays retrograde until September 12.

The usual “retrograde protocol” applies here:  Do stuff with the “re” prefix. Re-evaluate, re-interpret, re-view, re-stock the liquor shelf.  Especially re-check and re-confirm travel plans. If you cannot postpone signing contracts until after the retrograde period, go through them with a fine tooth comb, before adding your official John or Mary Doe to the dotted line.

“We’re still in the throws of the galvanizing Cardinal T-Cross, however, the Universe has now temporarily suspended the functioning of  all of our mental faculties to deal with it, with the addition of Retrograde Mercury to the mix.

Meanwhile, the “Rock and Roll” Leo Sun’s opposition to “Delusional” Neptune has us all thinking we could be big rock stars, if only Simon Cowell would have the common decency and courtesy of returning our phone calls and text messages.

All is not lost, though. The Universe is also delivering up for us, just in time for the weekend, the perennially sexy, “Venus-Mars” conjunction. Which means that many of us will be thinking about much more than just ironing the next couple days.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4BOEf4Sy4s

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Led Zeppelin Whole Lot of Love YouTube Video

love photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/936742

Schrader quote: http://www.quotegarden.com/sex.html

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Daily Astrology Horoscope July 22, 2010: Love Shack

21 Wednesday Jul 2010

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“The highest reward for a man’s toil is not what he gets for it but what he becomes of it.” John Ruskin

“Cosmic Word of The Day”: Reward

Definition: 1) something given or received in return or recompense for service, merit, hardship, etc.

Origin: 1275-1325; ME rewarden, orig, to regard

COSMIC WEATHER:

The Illuminating Sun enters glamorous, party-lovin’ Leo today and warmly extends an intimate “sextile party invitation” to Geriatric Saturn, now hanging out all by himself in relationship Libra. The Sun surmises that Saturn is ready and eager to discreetly resume “copulating activities” after that long period of “presumed abstinence” in virginal Virgo.

Feeling sorry for Saturn, the Sun has also included some Viagra with his invitation. He figures Saturn was due this much-needed reward. The big trick now is to find somebody for Saturn to love. Although the Sun’s sextile to Saturn today should help Saturn in the “personal attraction” department. The Sun-Saturn sextile is often an “elevating” influence, a time when we are signaled out and rewarded for our past efforts.

The Sun knows, too, that Saturn has so much on his plate now, seeing that he is prominently involved in that steroidal Cardinal-T-Square with the likes of Jupiter, Uranus and Pluto, with Mars also joining the hullabaloo on July 29th.

Today, though, Saturn is “chilling out” and relaxing. Enjoying pina coladas and “paint by number” and working on his profile for the internet dating sites. Saturn figures he’s due some slack after the big move into romantic, artistic Libra.

He’s also trying to figure out how to get to the “Love Shack” where the Sun in Leo’s sizzling summer party is being held tonight. He’s heard a lot of “big shots” will be attending, so Saturn is especially looking forward to it, as he is always looking to further himself and enhance his career and status.

He’s normally adept with directions but he’s having a hard time reading the map without his new, pink-framed bifocals, which he has already misplaced again. The glasses were yet another gift from Appearances Queen Venus.

Saturn is squinting at the tiny print on the map and mumbling aloud: “It looks like I go to exit 209, then I turn left at Gibraltar, then I turn right at Bandero, then I go down a hill, then I go 15 miles…

“The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.” William B. Yeats

In the News: The issue of “race” jumped to the forefront this week with the sudden termination of that Agricultural Department Official, Shirley Sherrod, who apparently was axed prematurely for some comments that she made on race that were taken out of context.

I thought it interesting that the “confusion and embarrassing firing” occurred with the Sun in Cancer, the sign that rules agriculture, forming an exact challenging quinxqunx (adjustment) influence to nebulous Neptune in the sign of  Aquarius, which deals with equality and humanitarian issues.

Anytime we have Neptune prominent, we are more prone to being undermined and having “things not always being as they appear on the surface.”  Neptune is also associated with scandals and disrepute and Ms. Sherrod’s reputation was suddenly maligned.

We also have Saturn, ruling the past, forming the exact opposition to Uranus, the ruler of Aquarius, which governs equality issues. The Saturn-Uranus aspect has, unfortunately, stirred up “old wounds” again.

According to reports, Ms. Sherrod may be reinstated back at the Agriculture Department at a new job. Whether she goes back, is another question. Today’s Sun in leadership Leo sextile fence-mending Saturn in diplomatic Libra, would be a good time to further smooth this matter out and formally bestow an olive branch, which I believe was done late yesterday with the Sun-Saturn sextile influence already applying.

If you have an area of your life that needs some “massaging” or “salvaging,” you may also want to try to reach some level of accord or agreement today. Sun sextile Saturn can be very stabilizing and diplomatic, particularly with “peace-keeper” Libra involved. Good day for signing peace treaties.


Famous July 22nd Cancerian Birthdays: David Spade (46), Don Henley (63)

Enjoy your Thursday!

May you reap big rewards today with Sun sextile Saturn.

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Reward pic: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/480130

Yeats quote: http://www.quotegarden.com/sex.html

Reward quote by John Ruskin: http://thinkexist.com/quotations/reward/

reward definition: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/reward

famous birthdays: http://www.famousbirthdays.com/jul.html

birthday cake photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1093391

Butterfly picture: http://www.weforanimals.com/wallpapers/butterflies/page-1/butterflies-1.htm

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Patricia’s Daily Astrology Horoscope July 17, 2010: No Clooney

16 Friday Jul 2010

Posted by Patrice Thompson in Cosmic Word of the Day, July 2010 astrology

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“Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” Ogden Nash

“Cosmic Word of The Day”: Visitation

Definition: 1) the act of visiting 2) a formal visit, as one permitted by a court’s granting of visitation rights or by parents invited by a school to observe the work of students 3) the administration of comfort or aid, or of affliction or punishment: a visitation of the plague

Origin: 1275-1325; L < visitation(s. of visitatio), equiv. to visitat

COSMIC WEATHER:

As far as I know, George Clooney is still a no-show, as far as beating down a path to any of our doors.

However, I am now thinking that maybe we need to give lovable George some more time to individually contact us.  The guy does probably keep a fairly busy schedule with Elisabetta Canalis.

Also, he may have felt too-self conscious and nervous hitting on us when the Moon was still in shy, virginal Virgo.

But, now that the personable Moon has entered romantically-experienced Libra, and is finally out of reach of all the T-Cross heavyweights, I am beginning to feel a lot more optimistic and hopeful about our visitation prospects with George.

We also have Love Goddess Venus subtly moving closer to sexy Mars, although she still has a little bit of distance to go to catch up with him. The warm Cancer Sun is also still trying to carry on that sextile relationship with Mars, the official libido-ruler. We all know how Cancer likes to keep clinging and clinging, can never quite let go.

Similar to our burning desire and fever for George Clooney. Especially when we’re home all alone on a Saturday night.

“I don’t believe in happy endings , but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately you die at a very young age or you live long enough to watch your friends die.  It’s a mean thing..life.” George Clooney

Famous July 17th Cancerian Birthdays: David Hasselhoff (58), Camilla Parker Bowles (63)

“I googled myself this morning and found 7,333,600 matches!” David Hasselhoff

“I really need a gin and tonic.” Camilla Parker Bowles

Don’t we all, Camilla!

Enjoy your Saturday!

I guess we’ll also be keeping that proverbial porch light on for dear, sweet George, won’t we? In hopes of that miraculous visitation.

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Camilla Bowles Parker quote: http://thinkexist.com/quotes/camilla_parker_bowles/

George Clooney quote: http://www.gclooney.com/george-clooney-quotes.htm

Bee Gees Night Fever YouTube Video

Hasselhoff quote: http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/quotes/favourite/david_hasselhoff

horse photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/654841

Visitation defined; http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/visitation

Ogden Nash quote: http://www.quotegarden.com/weekends.html

famous birthdays: http://www.famousbirthdays.com/jul.html

birthday cake photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1093391

Butterfly picture: http://www.weforanimals.com/wallpapers/butterflies/page-1/butterflies-1.htm

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Patricia’s Daily Astrology Horoscope July 10, 2010: Hands Off!

08 Thursday Jul 2010

Posted by Patrice Thompson in Cosmic Word of the Day, July 2010 astrology

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“A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.” Victor Lownes

“Cosmic Word of the Day”: Sublimate

Definition: 1) Psychology . to divert the energy of (a sexual or other biological impulse) from its immediate goal to one of a more acceptable social, moral, or aesthetic nature or use 2) to make nobler or purer

Origin: 1425-1475; late ME; exalted, sublimated < L sublimatus (ptp. of sublimare to elevate)

COSMIC WEATHER:

We may need to replace sex with perhaps knitting or crocheting for the next few weeks.

In other words, we may need to sublimate.

I also realize, too, that for some of us, sublimation is already part and parcel of the fabric of our everyday lives and has been so for years. Not always by choice, either.

This cosmic need for sublimation today is due to “Love Goddess Venus” entering the critical sign of “Virgo the Virgin,” (7:32 am EDT) at which moment in time she begins to act accordingly.

Venus will stay in pure, chaste Virgo until August 7th.

Unfortunately, “Libido Lord” Mars is already celibate in Virgo until July 29th.

One bright spot here: Virgo does rule housework. My Crystal Ball is revealing possible sublimation opportunities for those persons owning upright vacuums.  Especially when the Moon enters sexy Scorpio on July 18th.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhs3Rj71gpo

“Women need a reason to have sex.  Men just need a place.” Billy Crystal

Famous July 10th Cancerian Birthdays: Jessica Simpson (30), Arlo Guthrie (62)

Enjoy your Saturday!

Do you even know how to knit?

Written by Patrice Thompson


Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Righteous Brothers YouTube Video You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling

Billy Crystal quote: http://thinkexist.com/quotations/sex/

cherry photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1184732

Sublimate defined: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sublimate

Victor Lownes quote:

famous birthdays: http://www.famousbirthdays.com/jul.html

birthday cake photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1093391

Butterfly picture: http://www.weforanimals.com/wallpapers/butterflies/page-1/butterflies-1.htm

Disclaimer

For entertainment purposes only. The information and data contained on and through this site is to be treated purely for your entertainment purposes only. Any prediction or other message that you receive is not a substitute for advice, programs, or treatment that you would normally receive from a licensed professional such as a doctor, lawyer, mental health professional, or financial advisor. Cosmic Life Coach Astrology Blog and Patricia Thompson provides no guarantees, implied warranties, or assurances of any kind, and will not be responsible for any interpretation made or use by the recipient of the information and data mentioned above

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