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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope August 20, 2010: Sex Saves

19 Thursday Aug 2010

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“To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.” Don Schrader


It’s Day Two of the “Sober” Capricorn Moon. The Moon, however, is finding it increasingly difficult to stay sober due to the pull of the “Pleasure-Seeking” Leo Sun’s exact opposition to “Alcohol-Minded” Neptune hanging around in “Questionable Friends” Aquarius.

Also, “Love Maven” Venus is exactly conjunct “Sex Kingpin” Mars in “Merging” Libra.

Lest anyone forget, we’re also in day 39,355, or so it seems, of the Cardinal T-Cross involving the usual suspects: Jupiter, Saturn, and Pluto.

Additionally, the wicked Universe is throwing in the destabilizing communication factor of “Mental” Mercury stationing retrograde in “Logical” Virgo today.  Mercury stays retrograde until September 12.

The usual “retrograde protocol” applies here:  Do stuff with the “re” prefix. Re-evaluate, re-interpret, re-view, re-stock the liquor shelf.  Especially re-check and re-confirm travel plans. If you cannot postpone signing contracts until after the retrograde period, go through them with a fine tooth comb, before adding your official John or Mary Doe to the dotted line.

“We’re still in the throws of the galvanizing Cardinal T-Cross, however, the Universe has now temporarily suspended the functioning of  all of our mental faculties to deal with it, with the addition of Retrograde Mercury to the mix.

Meanwhile, the “Rock and Roll” Leo Sun’s opposition to “Delusional” Neptune has us all thinking we could be big rock stars, if only Simon Cowell would have the common decency and courtesy of returning our phone calls and text messages.

All is not lost, though. The Universe is also delivering up for us, just in time for the weekend, the perennially sexy, “Venus-Mars” conjunction. Which means that many of us will be thinking about much more than just ironing the next couple days.”

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Led Zeppelin Whole Lot of Love YouTube Video

love photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/936742

Schrader quote: http://www.quotegarden.com/sex.html

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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Patricia’s Daily Astrology Horoscope July 19, 2010: Speed Bump

18 Sunday Jul 2010

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“A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials.” Lucius Annaeus Seneca

“Cosmic Word of The Day”: Friction

Definition: 1) surface resistance to relative motion, as of a body sliding or rolling 2) the rubbing of the surface of one body against another 3) dissension of conflict between persons, nations, etc. because of differing ideas, wishes, etc.

Origin: 1575-85; < L friction (s. of frictio) a rubbing

COSMIC WEATHER:

Moon is in sex-addicted Scorpio.  Messenger Mercury is in speculative, fame-seeking Leo and forming funky, 135-degree links to both grandiose Jupiter and life-altering Pluto.

We’re cruisin’ along at a pleasant rate of speed in our vintage Ford Thunderbird convertible. All of a sudden we have to slow down because of a frickin’ speed bump. An aggravating form of friction. Apparently, there’s something that we must karmically attend to before we can continue on with our journey. It could be that Ed McMahon is trying to text message us from the Great Beyond to tell us that we have finally won the Giant Sweepstakes. Or, perhaps Simon Cowell is getting back with us on his Blackberry, regarding our earlier telepathic audition, to tell us how much we suck.

Whatever the case, we must be prepared for a little deviation and possible friction with respect to our planned, personal agendas today. We may also want to postpone pivotal decision-making for a couple days, as we’re inclined to overextend ourselves now and also be more careless with details.

“You are a saucy little thing aren’t you?” Simon Cowell

In the News: With “Expansive” Jupiter conjunct “Equality” planet Uranus, in the “pioneering” sign of Aries, and both square to Pluto, which governs reform and sexual attitudes, a bill to legalize same-sex marriages was approved last Thursday by the Argentine National Congress. Argentina now becomes the first Latin America country to legalize same-sex marriages nationwide. “Squares” force “movement” on issues.

Famous July 19th Cancerian Birthdays: Steven Anthony Lawrence (20), Angela Griffin (34)

Enjoy your Monday!

Keep the hot coffee cup lidded so, in case you encounter some friction while you’re driving, it won’t spill all over you.

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Argentina same-sex bill: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events

Seneca quote: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/friction.html

Simon Cowell quote: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/s/simon_cowell_2.html

steel floor picture: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/961622

friction definition: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/friction

famous birthdays: http://www.famousbirthdays.com/jul.html

birthday cake photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1093391

Butterfly picture: http://www.weforanimals.com/wallpapers/butterflies/page-1/butterflies-1.htm

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Patricia’s Daily Astrology Horoscope July 9, 2010: Sudden Fame

08 Thursday Jul 2010

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“It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.” Albert Einstein

Cosmic Word Of The Day: Fame

Definition: 1) widespread reputation, esp. of a favorable character; renown; public eminence

Origin: 1175-1225; < L fama, talk, public opinion, repute

COSMIC WEATHER:

We’re craving our fifteen minutes of fame.

This is because Mental Mercury leaves Homebody Cancer for Rock Star Leo today (12:30 pm EDT), a sign that is profusely addicted to being on stage and hogging the spotlight.

Also, since Mercury in Leo is harmoniously trining Innovative Uranus in Get Discovered Aries – a very powerful creative alignment that is also synonymous with sudden fame and notoriety – we’re considering taking the plunge and auditioning for none other than the likes of Simon Cowell himself, the Universe’s guaranteed pathway to instant fame and riches for wannabee stars.

Simon reigns supreme in this area partly because in his personal horoscope, he has his musical, lovable Venus and controlling, penetrating Pluto, together in the picky, “masterfully analytical” sign of Virgo the Virgin, providing him with profound,  instant ability to size up singing talent, while simultaneously calling into question some of his more private, bedside predilections.

We’re also not going the traditional audition route with Simon – standing in line for hours. What we’re going to do instead is audition for him by way of “telepathy,” since Uranus rules intuition and telepathy.

Another thing we believe working in our favor today: Talented, Voice-Ruler Venus is at the tail end of Performance Leo, separating from an exact opposition to Disillusioning, Undermining Neptune in Brotherly Aquarius. This planetary aspect is perfect here because it endows us with a very deep need and overwhelming desire and capacity for vast amounts of humiliation and embarrassment before the collective.

“Fame is the thirst of youth.” Lord Byron

Famous July 9th Cancerian Birthdays: Courtney Love (45), Tom Hanks (53), O.J. Simpson (62)

“If you have to have a job in this world, a high-price movie star is a pretty good gig.” Tom Hanks

That’s exactly the sort of gig we’re seeking today, Tom. Can you help us out?

Enjoy your Friday!

Hope you make it through to Hollywood.

Written by Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Lord Byron quote: http://thinkexist.com/quotations/fame/

Donald Duck Star photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/459063

Albert Einstein quote on fame: http://thinkexist.com/quotations/fame/

Fame defined: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/fame

Tom Hanks quote: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/t/tom_hanks.html

famous birthdays: http://www.famousbirthdays.com/jul.html

birthday cake photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1093391

Butterfly picture: http://www.weforanimals.com/wallpapers/butterflies/page-1/butterflies-1.htm

Disclaimer

For entertainment purposes only. The information and data contained on and through this site is to be treated purely for your entertainment purposes only. Any prediction or other message that you receive is not a substitute for advice, programs, or treatment that you would normally receive from a licensed professional such as a doctor, lawyer, mental health professional, or financial advisor. Cosmic Life Coach Astrology Blog and Patricia Thompson provides no guarantees, implied warranties, or assurances of any kind, and will not be responsible for any interpretation made or use by the recipient of the information and data mentioned above