“To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.” Don Schrader

It’s Day Two of the “Sober” Capricorn Moon. The Moon, however, is finding it increasingly difficult to stay sober due to the pull of the “Pleasure-Seeking” Leo Sun’s exact opposition to “Alcohol-Minded” Neptune hanging around in “Questionable Friends” Aquarius.

Also, “Love Maven” Venus is exactly conjunct “Sex Kingpin” Mars in “Merging” Libra.

Lest anyone forget, we’re also in day 39,355, or so it seems, of the Cardinal T-Cross involving the usual suspects: Jupiter, Saturn, and Pluto.

Additionally, the wicked Universe is throwing in the destabilizing communication factor of “Mental” Mercury stationing retrograde in “Logical” Virgo today.  Mercury stays retrograde until September 12.

The usual “retrograde protocol” applies here:  Do stuff with the “re” prefix. Re-evaluate, re-interpret, re-view, re-stock the liquor shelf.  Especially re-check and re-confirm travel plans. If you cannot postpone signing contracts until after the retrograde period, go through them with a fine tooth comb, before adding your official John or Mary Doe to the dotted line.

“We’re still in the throws of the galvanizing Cardinal T-Cross, however, the Universe has now temporarily suspended the functioning of  all of our mental faculties to deal with it, with the addition of Retrograde Mercury to the mix.

Meanwhile, the “Rock and Roll” Leo Sun’s opposition to “Delusional” Neptune has us all thinking we could be big rock stars, if only Simon Cowell would have the common decency and courtesy of returning our phone calls and text messages.

All is not lost, though. The Universe is also delivering up for us, just in time for the weekend, the perennially sexy, “Venus-Mars” conjunction. Which means that many of us will be thinking about much more than just ironing the next couple days.”

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Led Zeppelin Whole Lot of Love YouTube Video

love photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/936742

Schrader quote: http://www.quotegarden.com/sex.html

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

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