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Patricia’s Astrology Horoscope August 29, 2010: Palin or Clooney

28 Saturday Aug 2010

Posted by Patrice Thompson in August 2010 Astrology

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“My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.” Alicia Silverstone

Moon vacates restless Aries for the stabilizing, calming pastures of Taurus (10:36 am EDT). The Taurus Moon forms a magical grand earth trine with transforming Pluto in ambitious Capricorn and the illuminating Sun in hard-working Virgo.

“The Universe is meting out to us some ‘cosmic rewards’ today for our recent, diligent efforts. The systematic Virgo Sun is also wanting us to select our rewards from the following three areas: 1) sex 2) chocolate 3) or what’s behind door number three.

We also have it from a very reliable source, that behind door number three, is either a 72-hour date with George Clooney or a 72-hour Alaskan fishing expedition with Sarah Palin. Unfortunately, if we select this third option, we will not know until after our selection is made whether we will be spending time with Clooney or Palin.

Also, if we go with the “sex” option, there is no additional information regarding who it is we will be having sex with, male or female. For that matter, it could theoretically involve having sex with even an inanimate object. Or, maybe with an alien creature from outer space, such as Mel Gibson.

Our safest bet, it appears, is to go with option number two. The chocolate. The sure thing.

For we all know that chocolate never lies to us. It also doesn’t swear, threaten, or womanize. It’s not afraid of commitment, or fulfilling its obligations.  There’s nothing fishy about it. Plus, it’s not obnoxious when poured on thick. And, best of all, it always gives the best kisses!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwGGZTZ-3pM

In the News:

The story of those thirty-three miners found alive but trapped, three weeks after a mine collapse near Copiapo, Chile, came to worldwide attention with Restrictive Saturn still in a tight square to Intense Pluto.

Pluto rules mines and miners, and also governs “extreme” conditions.  Saturn rules limiting, confining situations and hardships. Saturn square Pluto is often synonymous with a “severe test of faith” and circumstances seemingly “at their bleakest.”

The heartbreaking story of these miners shows us all how trying and desperate life can be at times. But, regardless of the situation, we must never give up hope. Our prayers are with these men and their families. And for a speedy resolution to this matter.

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Alicia Silverstone quote: http://www.healthdiaries.com/eatthis/50-quotes-about-chocolate.html

Sunflower photo: sunflower photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1296267

Disclaimer For entertainment purposes only. The information and data contained on and through this site is to be treated purely for your entertainment purposes only. Any prediction or other message that you receive is not a substitute for advice, programs, or treatment that you would normally receive from a licensed professional such as a doctor, lawyer, mental health professional, or financial advisor. Cosmic Life Coach Astrology Blog and Patricia Thompson provides no guarantees, implied warranties, or assurances of any kind, and will not be responsible for any interpretation made or use by the recipient of the information and data mentioned above

Patricia’s Daily Astrology Horoscope July 24, 2010: Palace Guards

24 Saturday Jul 2010

Posted by Patrice Thompson in Cosmic Word of the Day, July 2010 astrology

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“A monarchy conducted with infinite wisdom and infinite benevolence is the most perfect of all possible governments.” Ezra Stiles

“Cosmic Word of The Day”: Monarchy

Definition: 1) a state or nation in which the supreme power is actually or nominally lodged in a monarch 2) supreme power or sovereignty held by a single person

Origin: 1300-50; ME monarchie < LL monarchia

COSMIC WEATHER:

Day two of the Elevated Capricorn Moon. Moon trine Prim and Proper Venus in Virgo. Regal Leo Sun applying to a trine to Pompous Jupiter in Just-Doing-It Aries. Jupiter dukin’ it out with Mob Kingpin Pluto in Power-Grabbin’ Capricorn. Still a churnin’ and a burnin’ we are, from the ever-raging, flamin’, in-your-face, Cardinal T-Square. So it goes and goes and goes. La-de-da. De-da-la. La-la-la.

A Matter of Crowning Achievement

We are driven and obsessed

We want unchecked power, reclaimed power, rigid control, and an expanding kingdom

A cushy, high-profile seat on the exalted throne

With majestic palace guards by our side

A flashy crown on our slippery balding heads

To-die-for jewelry on our quickly decaying bodies

A never-ending supply of cake-eating subjects

Willingly genuflecting at our feet

And fanning us whenever we want

Wherever we want

In whichever direction we want

We want and expect all this privileged treatment

And it’s not even noon yet.

Pity those poor souls who have to suffer us today.

With so much going on

And the monstrous monarchy to maintain

It’s getting nearly impossible to even have a spare minute

To cogitate on

And dwell upon

Sufficiently

Our Almighty Savior

And Chronically Missing

Knight in Shining Armour

George Clooney.

Another hot Saturday Night

Of wasted opportunity, George

In the fiery, Cardinal T-Square inferno.

“The more corrupt the state, the more laws.” Publius Cornelius Tacitus

In the News: Appears New York House Representative, Charlie Rangel, fourth in the House in terms of seniority, got caught up in the “Jupiter square Pluto” crossfire this week. Charlie was charged with multiple ethics violations on Thursday.  Jupiter rules politicians and Pluto in governmental Capricorn often “steam cleans them” on the carpet, so to speak, when these two forces are aligned in the sky. Not to say that Charlie is guilty here, that’s for his peers to decide.  But, do anything wrong, especially to manipulate things in your favor, Master Spy Detective Pluto’s going to eventually find out and nail you to the cross.

Famous July 24th Leo Birthdays: Jennifer Lopez (41), Lynda Carter (59)

Enjoy your Saturday!

Make sure you get properly fitted for that crown before you put it on your big head.

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

monarchy defined: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/monarchy

The Trammps Disco Inferno YouTube Video

Stiles monarchy quote: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/monarchy.html

New York Post Wrangel: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/rep_charlie_rangel_will_be_charged_nXvEFTS2kZeySBLghC6DZL

Tacitus quote: http://thinkexist.com/quotations/corruption/

famous birthdays: http://www.famousbirthdays.com/jul.html

birthday cake photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1093391

Butterfly picture: http://www.weforanimals.com/wallpapers/butterflies/page-1/butterflies-1.htm

Disclaimer

For entertainment purposes only. The information and data contained on and through this site is to be treated purely for your entertainment purposes only. Any prediction or other message that you receive is not a substitute for advice, programs, or treatment that you would normally receive from a licensed professional such as a doctor, lawyer, mental health professional, or financial advisor. Cosmic Life Coach Astrology Blog and Patricia Thompson provides no guarantees, implied warranties, or assurances of any kind, and will not be responsible for any interpretation made or use by the recipient of the information and data mentioned above

Patricia’s Daily Astrology Horoscope July 11, 2010: The Octomom

10 Saturday Jul 2010

Posted by Patrice Thompson in Cosmic Word of the Day, July 2010, July 2010 astrology

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“In the womb we are blind cave fish.” Jim Morrison

“Cosmic Word of The Day”: Womb

Definition: 1) the uterus of the female and certain higher mammals 2) the place in which anything is formed or produced 3)the interior of anything 4) Obsolete . the belly

Origin: bef. 900 ME, OE: belly, womb; c. D wam, G wamme; Goth wamba belly; cf wamus

COSMIC WEATHER:

Extended forecast here.

A very big day on tap!

Powerful cosmic influences at play.

First off, we have Mental Mercury in Creative, Entertaining Leo exactly trining Expansive, Optimistic Jupiter in “Self-Discovery” Aries. This is a very favorable communication influence and a HUGE aspect for summoning forth and unleashing our personal talents and gifts. New doors could suddenly open up for us as a result of showcasing our unique abilities.

With Mercury-Jupiter, we are also better able to see the “big picture” (Jupiter), as well as agreeably solve situations that may have previously been at an impasse.

Also, our self-confidence soars as does our ability to speak convincingly with authority.

Historically, on a collective level, Mercury-Jupiter has often correlated with major advancements in communication and transportation. It’s also great for diplomatic efforts.

For example, CNN was launched with Mercury-Jupiter.  The Charles DeGaulle Airport opened under this influence. Jupiter also rules the law and courts and with “Decision-Maker” Mercury conjunct “Protective” Jupiter the Supreme Court ruled in favor of Miranda Rights. Also, the Iranian hostages were released in 1981 the day Mercury was trine Jupiter.

Secondly, we have Pioneering, Energetic Mars in the Health and Work Sign of Virgo, harmoniously and exactly sextiling the Sun (Solar Eclipse). Sun-Mars is all about taking action, bold action. Sun-Mars days are always B-I-G for discoveries and blazing new trails. Generally a key time when we can really “leap forward,” both individually and collectively.

Mars, in the sign of Virgo, especially favors health research and medical breakthroughs, as well as any type of endeavor that involves intricate investigation and thorough attention to detail.

This Sun-Mars aspect has already been building for a few days. We also did hear, earlier this week, about positive movement towards an HIV vaccination. (The Jupiter-Uranus conjunction in discovery Aries square to Pluto, which rules research and sexually transmitted diseases, may have also figured in prominently here.)

The Sun-Mars energy will linger for a few more days. It is a potentially positive influence, too, for the delicate placement of the new cap on the BP oil pipe.

Too, if you’re looking for a job, now is a propitious time to do so, as Virgo does rule work and Sun-Mars rules fresh starts. Also, it’s a favorable time for implementing a new positive health regimen (Virgo).

Thirdly. We have the Major New Moon Solar Eclipse at 19 degrees of maternal, familial Cancer (at 3:41 pm EDT.) New Moons are always times for new beginnings and the Eclipse only magnifies the impact and magnitude of them.

With this Eclipse taking place in the home and family sign of Cancer, I believe we are feeling a strong need and desire to return to our past, our roots, specifically the womb, so as to better integrate the past with the present.

Of course, logistically I know this desire to revisit the womb could pose horrendous physical challenges, as most of us are now full-grown adults with weight issues.  Plus many of us also have families of our own.

This whole regression matter could really get very complicated, the more I think about it.  Especially in situations in which our moms have already transitioned to the other side.

However, despite everything, I have compiled an urgent, “top ten list” for the “powers that be,” of why we should be allowed to gain re-entry into the womb, ASAP:

10) Free room and board, even though the “view” is rather limited.

9) We can swim around all day in the nude.

8)  No need for sunscreen.

7 ) Don’t have to worry about “wardrobe malfunctions.”

6) No need for expensive plastic surgery or liposuction.

5) Don’t have to pay taxes.

4) We can suck our thumbs whenever we want.

3) No housework – although I’ll personally miss the more creative aspects of vacuuming.

2) We can perfect our kickboxing technique.

And the number one reason we must gain re-entry into the womb immediately:

1) We figure it’s a pretty safe haven from Sarah Palin. At least for now.

“What’s the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom? Lipstick.” Sarah Palin

Famous July 11th Cancerian Birthdays: David Henrie (21) “Octomom” Nadya Suleman (35).  Boy, does she ever fit in here today! Hers may be the most celebrated womb in the world! But, I’m wondering, “How the heck are all her offspring going to fit back into it?”

Enjoy your Sunday!

I promise, I won’t tell Sarah Palin which womb you’re in, if she calls. (Love ya’, Sarah! Mama Grizzly!)

Written by Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Sarah Palin quote: http://www.allgreatquotes.com/sarah_palin_quotes.shtml

YouTube CBS Video Sarah Palin and Katie Couric interview

Bird photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1256865

Womb definition: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/womb

Womb photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/515380

Jim Morrison womb quote: http://www.quotesea.com/quotes/with/womb/2

famous birthdays: http://www.famousbirthdays.com/jul.html

birthday cake photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1093391

Butterfly picture: http://www.weforanimals.com/wallpapers/butterflies/page-1/butterflies-1.htm

Disclaimer

For entertainment purposes only. The information and data contained on and through this site is to be treated purely for your entertainment purposes only. Any prediction or other message that you receive is not a substitute for advice, programs, or treatment that you would normally receive from a licensed professional such as a doctor, lawyer, mental health professional, or financial advisor. Cosmic Life Coach Astrology Blog and Patricia Thompson provides no guarantees, implied warranties, or assurances of any kind, and will not be responsible for any interpretation made or use by the recipient of the information and data mentioned above

Patricia’s Daily Astrology Horoscope July 11, 2010: Mommy Rescue

10 Saturday Jul 2010

Posted by Patrice Thompson in Cosmic Word of the Day, July 2010 astrology

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“In the womb we are blind cave fish.” Jim Morrison

“Cosmic Word of The Day”: Womb

Definition: 1) the uterus of the female and certain higher mammals 2) the place in which anything is formed or produced 3)the interior of anything 4) Obsolete . the belly

Origin: bef. 900 ME, OE: belly, womb; c. D wam, G wamme; Goth wamba belly; cf wamus

COSMIC WEATHER:

A very big day on tap!

Powerful cosmic influences at play.

First off, we have Mental Mercury in Creative, Entertaining Leo exactly trining Expansive, Optimistic Jupiter in “Self-Discovery” Aries. This is a very favorable communication influence and a HUGE aspect for summoning forth and unleashing our personal talents and gifts. New doors could suddenly open up for us as a result of showcasing our unique abilities.

With Mercury-Jupiter, we are also better able to see the “big picture” (Jupiter), as well as agreeably solve situations that may have previously been at an impasse.

Also, our self-confidence soars as does our ability to speak convincingly with authority (Leo).

Historically on a collective level, Mercury-Jupiter has often correlated with major advancements in communication and transportation. It’s also great for diplomatic efforts.

For example, CNN was launched with Mercury-Jupiter.  The Charles DeGaulle Airport opened under this influence. Jupiter also rules the law and courts and with “Decision-Maker” Mercury conjunct “Protective” Jupiter the Supreme Court ruled in favor of Miranda Rights. Also, the Iranian hostages were released in 1981 the day Mercury was trine Jupiter.

Secondly, and also dramatically enhancing the power of the Mercury-Jupiter energy today, we have Pioneering, Energetic Mars in the Health and Employment Sign of Virgo harmoniously and exactly sextiling the Sun (Solar Eclipse). Sun-Mars days are always B-I-G for discoveries and blazing new trails. Generally a key time when we can really “leap forward,” both individually and collectively.

Mars, in the sign of Virgo, especially favors health research and medical breakthroughs, as well as any type of endeavor that involves intricate investigation and thorough attention to detail.

This Sun-Mars aspect has been building for a few days and we did just hear about positive movement towards an HIV vaccination this week. (The Jupiter-Uranus conjunction in discovery Aries square to Pluto, which rules research and sexually transmitted diseases, may have also figured in prominently here.)

The Sun-Mars will be in effect for a few more days. It is a potentially positive influence, too, for the delicate placement of the new cap on the BP oil pipe.

Too, if you’re looking for a job, as so many of us are, now is a propitious time to do so, as Virgo does rule work and Sun-Mars rules fresh starts. Also, it’s favorable time for implementing a new positive health regimen (Virgo).

Thirdly. We have the Major New Moon Solar Eclipse at 19 degrees of maternal, familial Cancer (at 3:41 pm EDT.) New Moons are always times for new beginnings and the Eclipse only magnifies the impact and magnitude of them.

With this Eclipse taking place in the home and family sign of Cancer, I believe we are feeling a strong need and desire to return to our past, our roots. Specifically we’re seeking to return to the womb.

Of course, logistically I know this desire could pose real physical challenges, as most of us are now full-grown adults with weight issues.

Too, after a close examination of the planets, I have compiled an urgent, “top ten list” for the “powers that be,” of why we should be allowed to gain re-entry into the womb, ASAP:

10) Free room and board, even though the “view” is rather limited

9) We can swim around all day

8)  No need for sunscreen

7 ) Don’t have to worry about “wardrobe malfunctions”

6) No need for expensive plastic surgery

5) Don’t have to pay taxes

4) We can suck our thumbs

3) No housework

2) We can perfect our kickboxing technique

And the number one reason we must gain re-entry into the womb immediately:

1) We figure it’s a pretty safe haven from Sarah Palin

“What’s the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom? Lipstick.” Sarah Palin

Famous July 11th Cancerian Birthdays: David Henrie (21) “Octomom” Nadya Suleman (35).  Boy, does she fit in today! Hers may be the most famous womb in the world!

Enjoy your Sunday!

I promise, I won’t tell Sarah Palin where you are. (Love ya’, Sarah!)

Written by Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Sarah Palin quote: http://www.allgreatquotes.com/sarah_palin_quotes.shtml

YouTube CBS Video Sarah Palin and Katie Couric interview

Bird photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1256865

Womb definition: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/womb

Womb photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/515380

Jim Morrison womb quote: http://www.quotesea.com/quotes/with/womb/2

famous birthdays: http://www.famousbirthdays.com/jul.html

birthday cake photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1093391

Butterfly picture: http://www.weforanimals.com/wallpapers/butterflies/page-1/butterflies-1.htm

Disclaimer

For entertainment purposes only. The information and data contained on and through this site is to be treated purely for your entertainment purposes only. Any prediction or other message that you receive is not a substitute for advice, programs, or treatment that you would normally receive from a licensed professional such as a doctor, lawyer, mental health professional, or financial advisor. Cosmic Life Coach Astrology Blog and Patricia Thompson provides no guarantees, implied warranties, or assurances of any kind, and will not be responsible for any interpretation made or use by the recipient of the information and data mentioned above

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