“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.” George Carlin
COSMIC WEATHER:
The Moon continues in moneybags Taurus, during the day, forming more challenging aspects to the lovebirds Venus and Mars in conjugal Libra and conniving Neptune in Aquarius. Later, the Moon will depart Taurus and enter Chatty Cathy Gemini (8:20 pm EDT). Once in Gemini, it will encounter a sanitizing Virgo Sun. The Virgo Sun is already putting the Gemini Moon on notice that anytime she utters a “dirty word,” the Sun will “wash its mouth out with soap.” Beware, Mel Gibson! 🙂
This Date in history: On August 31, 1987, Michael Jackson’s “Bad” video premieres on CBS-TV. Pioneering Mars in perfectionist Virgo was harmoniously trine imaginative Neptune in ambitious Capricorn. “Mars-Neptune” often epitomizes a peak in creativity.”
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“My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.” Alicia Silverstone
Moon vacates restless Aries for the stabilizing, calming pastures of Taurus (10:36 am EDT). The Taurus Moon forms a magical grand earth trine with transforming Pluto in ambitious Capricorn and the illuminating Sun in hard-working Virgo.
“The Universe is meting out to us some ‘cosmic rewards’ today for our recent, diligent efforts. The systematic Virgo Sun is also wanting us to select our rewards from the following three areas: 1) sex 2) chocolate 3) or what’s behind door number three.
We also have it from a very reliable source, that behind door number three, is either a 72-hour date with George Clooney or a 72-hour Alaskan fishing expedition with Sarah Palin. Unfortunately, if we select this third option, we will not know until after our selection is made whether we will be spending time with Clooney or Palin.
Also, if we go with the “sex” option, there is no additional information regarding who it is we will be having sex with, male or female. For that matter, it could theoretically involve having sex with even an inanimate object. Or, maybe with an alien creature from outer space, such as Mel Gibson.
Our safest bet, it appears, is to go with option number two. The chocolate. The sure thing.
For we all know that chocolate never lies to us. It also doesn’t swear, threaten, or womanize. It’s not afraid of commitment, or fulfilling its obligations. There’s nothing fishy about it. Plus, it’s not obnoxious when poured on thick. And, best of all, it always gives the best kisses!”
The story of those thirty-three miners found alive but trapped, three weeks after a mine collapse near Copiapo, Chile, came to worldwide attention with Restrictive Saturn still in a tight square to Intense Pluto.
Pluto rules mines and miners, and also governs “extreme” conditions. Saturn rules limiting, confining situations and hardships. Saturn square Pluto is often synonymous with a “severe test of faith” and circumstances seemingly “at their bleakest.”
The heartbreaking story of these miners shows us all how trying and desperate life can be at times. But, regardless of the situation, we must never give up hope. Our prayers are with these men and their families. And for a speedy resolution to this matter.
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“This is the true joy of life, the being used up for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one.” George Bernard Shaw
The Contemplative but Fantasy Prone Pisces Moon is still burning gardenia incense (until 9:59 pm EDT) in a bid to keep the passionate desire going between Venus and Mars in Lover’s Lane Libra.
But things are also a little complicated on the romantic front because every few minutes the Cleanaholic Virgo Sun sticks his big head into the bedroom to remind everyone that there’s oodles of vacuuming to do.
The Virgo Sun’s trine to Deep Transforming Agent Pluto has him also believing that what is really needed here is some deep steam cleaning of all the carpets and upholstery.
The Moon enters Active Aries later in the day (10:49 pm EDT) at which time the pace quickens considerably. In fact, we get so carried away with the excitement of the raw energy that we start to even vacuum underneath the bed sheets, putting a big, golden smile on the Virgo Sun’s face, while simultaneously causing expletives and threats to spew out of our “formerly sleeping” partner’s mouth. And we’re not even in bed with Mel Gibson!
“We have some very cool, life-changing energy around us in the guise of the Sun in Employment Virgo trine to Potent Pluto in Career Capricorn. Today could be one of those days in which we finally figure out or discover “our true calling” in life. It’s also a good time to apply or interview for a job, also realizing that stuff could get postponed etc, down the road, with the Mercury Retrograde in Virgo.
Also with the Mystical Pisces Moon and Past Life Pluto activated, this is a dynamite time for regression efforts. Or, for holding seances. Especially for channeling deceased politicians and bureaucrats with Pluto’s placement in governmental Capricorn. Perhaps, too, when the Moon enters Conquering Aries, we can try to connect with transitioned pioneers or former military leaders. I’m thinking maybe, General George Patton here? Or perhaps Genghis Khan?
If you also have any type of research to do, or better yet, spying to do, today is definitely the day to do it. Probably also superb for channeling former spies. Maybe “Maxwell Smart?”
In The News: A Sun-Pluto “spy story” for today. The NYT.com is reporting that the aide to President Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan, implicated in a corruption investigation, is actually being paid by our own Central Intelligence Agency. Mohammed Zia Salehi, the chief of administration for the National Security Council, has apparently been on the CIA payroll for many years, although it is not known what his precise duties are. Pluto rules spies and espionage and when it’s ray is activated is often when we get “the real scoop” on things. It’s ray is activated today.
Patrice Thompson
Copyright 2010
Source Notes:
Get Smart YouTube Video Max and 99 Meet the Sacred Cows
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“This is the true joy of life, the being used up for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one.” George Bernard Shaw
The Contemplative but Fantasy Prone Pisces Moon is still burning gardenia incense (until 9:59 pm EDT) in a bid to keep the passionate desire going between Venus and Mars in Lover’s Lane Libra.
But things are also a little complicated on the romantic front because every few minutes the Cleanaholic Virgo Sun sticks his big head into the bedroom to remind everyone that there’s oodles of vacuuming to do.
The Virgo Sun’s trine to Deep Transforming Agent Pluto has him also believing that what is really needed here is some deep steam cleaning of all the carpets and upholstery.
The Moon enters Active Aries later in the day (10:49 pm EDT) at which time the pace quickens considerably. In fact, we get so carried away with the excitement of the raw energy that we start to even vacuum underneath the bed sheets, putting a big, golden smile on the Virgo Sun’s face, while simultaneously causing expletives and threats to spew out of our “formerly sleeping” partner’s mouth. And we’re not even in bed with Mel Gibson!
“We have some very cool, life-changing energy around us in the guise of the Sun in Employment Virgo trine to Potent Pluto in Career Capricorn. Today could be one of those days in which we finally figure out or discover “our true calling” in life. It’s also a good time to apply or interview for a job, also realizing that stuff could get postponed etc, down the road, with the Mercury Retrograde in Virgo.
Also with the Mystical Pisces Moon and Past Life Pluto activated, this is a dynamite time for regression efforts. Or, for holding seances. Especially for channeling deceased politicians and bureaucrats with Pluto’s placement in governmental Capricorn. Perhaps, too, when the Moon enters Conquering Aries, we can try to connect with transitioned pioneers or former military leaders. I’m thinking maybe, General George Patton here? Or perhaps Genghis Khan?
If you have any type of research to do, or better yet, spying to do, today is definitely the day to do it. Probably also superb for channeling former spies. Maybe “Maxwell Smart?”
Patrice Thompson
Copyright 2010
Source Notes:
Get Smart YouTube Video Max and 99 Meet the Sacred Cows
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“Black holes are where God divided by zero.” Stephen Wright
“Cosmic Word of The Day”: Black
Definition: 1) characterized by absence of light; enveloped in darkness 2) soiled or stained with dirt 3) marked by disaster or misfortune 4) indicating censure, disgrace, or liability to punishment
Origin: before 900; ME blak
COSMIC WEATHER:
Tempers flaring big time above us now. I’m just wondering how the heck Mel Gibson got up there?
Huge chunks of sky are also dropping into our yards, landing on our begonias.
Whereas before we only had grass to mow, now we have both grass and clouds.
Plus, clouds are so much harder to see through to cut the lawn. And much more difficult to bag.
Just what will become of our lush green lawns? That’s the million dollar question!
And, how will we know where to spread the fertilizer in the fall if all these clouds are still hanging around?
It’s such a tragedy, too, that so many of the pretty, puffy, cumulus clouds, in what remains of the sky above, have been replaced with gaping black holes.
So unsightly.
Needless to say, life is rough. Isn’t it?
I imagine the next thing to go will probably be gravity.
Or, perhaps Sarah Palin. Maybe, Lady Gaga.
It’s so much easier for the Alien Body Snatchers to grab us now. All they have to do is reach through those giant black holes and pick us up.
All I know is, they better not try and snatch George Clooney away from us!
That would be an impossible void to fill.
Till further notice, continue with the deep breathing exercises and the melodious chanting:
‘Yes we can, yes we can..’
I promise you, we will get through this and the sky can probably be patched up in no time flat with a quick visit to Home Depot.
But, in the meantime, we need to stay banded together in Libra
But far enough away from Saturn, so he doesn’t try to get fresh with us.
We need to stay alert in our fortified hideouts from the Traffic Cops.
Who, due to the Jupiter, Mars and Pluto alignment, are showing up on our doorsteps in record numbers now.
And, painfully, in place of the Prize Patrol.
Issuing us speeding tickets, in advance.
Such zealotry!
But yet another typical byproduct of the ongoing Cardinal T-Cross, now in day 3,444 of the Julian calendar.
“I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.” Vincent Van Gogh
“Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature in his pictures.” Henry Ward Beecher
In the News:
Prosecutors reportedly dropped an assault case against former Vice President, Al Gore, (b. 3/31/48) over the weekend, stemming from allegations made by a masseuse in 2006 in Portland, Oregon, that Gore had “sexually assaulted her” in his hotel room.
Interestingly, Gore presently has Pluto exactly on his 3 degree Capricorn Moon and his Moon is caught up in the current Cardinal T-Cross, with it being squared by both Jupiter in Aries and Mars in Libra, and also soon both Saturn and Venus in Libra will be squaring it. Squares, too, force issues, so this is probably why this matter has come to a head now. Jupiter is also in Aries which is the sign ruling law enforcement. Mars rules Aries, and deposited in the sign of Libra, can activate legal and court matters.
The Moon in a horoscope represents one’s feelings and emotions, women, home and family life, as well as the public. Pluto also governs “sexual issues,” as co-ruler of Scorpio, the sign of sex. Additionally, Pluto rules death and rebirth.
Recently Gore’s home and family life have also undergone a “death” and “transformation,” of sorts, with his announcement that he and Tipper were getting divorced after decades of marriage. Pluto conjuncting the Moon can often be a disruptive influence for home and family matters and additionally it has proven, in Gore’s case, to also be disruptive for him regarding his public image, which has taken quite a beating, in wake of those assault allegations.
Pluto additionally rules manipulation and control issues and sometimes when we have strong Pluto aspects we meet up with people who try to manipulate us, or try to control us, for their own special gains. Not saying that this necessarily occurred here, with respect to Al Gore’s situation, but rather just speaking in general about how Pluto aspects often play out.
Famous August 3rd Leo Birthdays: Martha Stewart (69), Tony Bennett (84)
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“The course of life is unpredictable. No one can write his autobiography in advance.” Abraham J. Heschel.
“Cosmic Word of The Day”: Lollapalooza
Definition: 1) an extraordinaryor unusual thing, person, or event; an exceptional example or instance
Origin: 1900-1905; Americanism; orig. uncert.
COSMIC WEATHER:
“Impulsive” Mars and “Depressed” Saturn are conjunct in “Divorce Court” Libra. Both Saturn and Mars are opposite “Loose Cannon” Uranus in “Give ‘Em Hell” Aries. Moon leaves “Escapist” Pisces to “Confront Everybody Head On” in Aries. Problematic Cardinal T-Square is fully operational and building. A lollapalooza of a day, to say the least!
“It’s a day dominoes could suddenly come tumbling down because some fool sneezes or swears. We can only hope that it won’t be Mel Gibson.
It’s an uncertain, tumultuous time period on the planet. We need to keep melodiously chanting, ‘Yes we can, yes we can,’ to somehow make it through this tortuous era that the Universe has sent us because it can. And we’re all sitting ducks with no place else to go.
My advice: Stay inside your house. Keep securely fastened to the couch or recliner. Maybe watch Oprah summer re-runs.
Whatever you do, don’t sneeze or swear. Breath very subtly. Again, out of concern for the dominoes crashing and leaving an untidy mess. And be extremely careful adjusting the volume on your TV dial.
Only answer the doorbell if it’s George Clooney or Domino’s Pizza. It could be, too, on this troublesome day, that George Clooney has gone to work for Domino’s Pizza in their delivery department. Times are hard for everyone, everywhere. But, we’ll get through this.
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