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Astrology June 9, 2011: Venus, Planet of Love, Enters Gemini

09 Thursday Jun 2011

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COSMIC WATCH:

“Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.” Ben Hecht

The planet Venus, ruler of love and money, shifts into playful Gemini today (10:24 am EDT) vacating possessive Taurus. This may facilitate more movement and flexibility in our relationships and perhaps inspire more ingenuity with respect to our money-making ability. Venus in Gemini is more intellectual than emotional in its approach, and with its placement here, in the communication sign, there can be a real love of words and a deep affection for conversation and writing. Venus in Gemini also requires that we have a strong mental bond with someone before we give our tender heart away.  There is also more of a tendency to flirt or tease with this placement. Venus will stay in Gemini until July 4th which may be a romantic boon for natives of this sign.

Too, wherever Venus is transiting by house (area of life) in our personal horoscopes now is where we may see an easing of conditions and opportunity for forming positive new relationships, especially once Saturn goes direct in partnership Libra on June 12th. Venus rules our “power of attraction.” (BTW, yours truly has her lovable Venus in Gemini. I consider it to be one of my saving graces.)

Of course, very rarely is anything in the cosmos ever simple to figure out. The very same day that we have love maven Venus entering breezy Gemini, we also have assertive Mars in stubborn Taurus forming a more challenging 135-degree link (sesquiquadrate) to controlling Pluto in career Capricorn.  Always with Mars-Pluto under stress, there is a risk that the hidden despot in us may try to surface (this is an aspect linked to regime changes). Accordingly, we may want to monitor ourselves more closely and be willing to rein ourselves in, at a moment’s notice, when we see that our proposals and plans for the future etc., are not going over too well and enemy troops are circling all around us. 🙂

Too, there is also the chance that we can encounter this type of controlling, forceful, or inflexible behavior through others now (maybe the boss with Pluto in authoritative Capricorn). The Moon, too, is in workaholic Virgo today (until 6:32 pm EDT).

Mars-Pluto can additionally force us to deal with broken situations in need of immediate repair. Pluto denotes destruction or decay followed by hopeful rebirth or transformation. A good day perhaps for recycling and purging. We may also want to be more vigilant with money and possession matters, and try to minimize our risk or exposure there, as Mars in dollar sign Taurus linked with Pluto potentially has financial implications.Too, we do not want to be manipulative (Pluto) now with our resources, as that could backfire on us.

The Moon enters diplomatic Libra this evening (6:32 pm EDT) and also trines lady Venus herself (7:17 pm EDT), the ruler of Libra, which may help to negate or subdue any of the coarser, testosterone-laden Mars-Pluto energy still permeating the ether. Libra, the sign of “the other,” tends to make us more social and cooperative with each other. It is the sign of peace. John Lennon was a Libra. Need I say more?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZC7sqImaM

In the News: With expansive Jupiter in acquisition-minded Taurus exactly sextile to Neptune in Pisces yesterday, Exxon announced that it has made a major oil discovery in the Gulf of Mexico. Neptune rules oil. Chiron also stationed retrograde in Pisces yesterday, the sign that Neptune rules. BTW, the very day Chiron first entered Pisces in the spring of 2010, we had the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2011

Source Notes:

John Lennon Give Peace A Chance YouTube Video Orehdoog

Dove photo courtesy of: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1022806

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Patricia’s Astrology January 15, 2011 Mars Enters Aquarius Daily Horoscope

14 Friday Jan 2011

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“It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.” W. Edwards Deming

COSMIC WEATHER:

Energy planet Mars, symbolically depicting the urge for self-assertion, takes the big plunge and officially sky-rockets into hi-tech, futuristic Aquarius, the opinionated, scientific home of wacky astronomers waxing delusional and very bitterly about 13 zodiacal signs. (See link below)  Mars will stay in this sign until February 22nd.

With Mars in Aquarius, a sign which represents cultural diversity and “changing things up,” we are eager to venture off into unchartered waters, as long as we are able to cart along, of course, our smart phones and other technological gadgetry. Aquarius rules innovation and invention, especially more of a scientific or technological nature.

Theoretically we “progress” now by embracing or cultivating change, and utilizing new approaches or strategies in our daily endeavors. As part of this orientation we may want to collaborate with more original-type thinkers, or more non-comforming types, to get a fresh take on things.  We may want also to expand our networking efforts now and get involved more with group causes, or group ventures (Aquarius rules groups and friends). Mars in Aquarius = energy for groups.

The Moon also enters curious, loquacious Gemini today. In Gemini, the Moon provides us with more of a penchant and willingness for flexibility. In other words, more of an ability to go with the flow. We’re not as rigid now, and we’re also wanting to physically move around. We have more of a capacity to see the humor in any situation, too, as this Moon tends to be more light-hearted and likes to laugh. Humor is a positive trait that often gets overlooked, but it’s something that can come in handy for coping with the mighty stresses and woes of living in Madonna’s material world, but, unfortunately, without Madonna’s nifty checkbook to tote around.

Questions to entertain with Mars deposited in Aquarius:

How are we about embracing change? Do we welcome new strategies, or prefer to stick with the tried-and-true?

Can we recall a time when we tried a new approach with something and it saved the day for us?

Is there any one area in our life now that could perhaps benefit by employing new methods? What about changing aspects of our sex life? Mars does rule sex. Hmmmm. Sex life??? Can’t quite recall what that’s all about? ::scratches head::

If we could change one thing about ourselves, what would it be? Our nose? Our brain? The pattern of our fingerprints?

How are we at interfacing with groups of people? Comfortable? Uncomfortable?

Are we more of a leader, or a follower?

Are there any social or humanitarian causes that we could maybe get involved with now? Aquarius pertains to immersion in matters that benefit the collective.

What is the most off-the-wall thing we have done in the past year? Have we even done anything off-the-wall, lately? If not, why not? Could it be that we are packaged too tightly, and that we should give ourselves permission to roam around a little, or a lot? Especially when we are trying to locate the ever-elusive George Clooney.

“They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.” Confucius

With Mars in Aquarius, this is the time to take bold, decisive action to get out of our ruts. Out of our stagnation. We should never allow ourselves to think that change is not possible for us. It is, and now is the time to seek out that change! This is also an excellent time for putting new systems or procedures into place. In other words, erecting new infrastructure.

One project that I personally intend to do now is get rid of the ancient computer PC in my home-office. I never use it. All it does it sit on the computer table taking up space. This scenario has been going on for over a year now, ever since I got my new laptop, because I have been terrified at the thought of having to deal with all the plugs and cords, etc. plugged into the computer. Plus, I don’t know how to clean the hard drive. I have decided now, though, that with Mars in hi-tech Aquarius I am going to somehow figure out how to proceed here and get rid of the frickin’ thing. Free up the chi energy around me. In fact, I am resolving to go through every room in my house and purge. I want the environment “different” around me now. I want to tap into the newness and freshness of Mars in Aquarius.

(Follow this link below about Astrologer Jeff Jawer discussing the matter of the zodiacal signs and the tropical vs. the sidereal zodiacs)

No, your zodiac sign hasn’t changed

Patrice Thompson


Copyright 2011

Source Notes:

Confucius: http://www.quotegarden.com/change.html

space travel: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1327692

Mosaic Sun: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1327692

Deming quote: http://www.quotegarden.com/change.html

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Patricia’s Astrology: Mercury Square Jupiter November 25, 2010

24 Wednesday Nov 2010

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Communicator and Idea Guru Mercury, in “talk till you drop” Sagittarius, forms an exact square to “windbag” Jupiter in “Please, will everyone just shut up and meditate instead!” Pisces on November 25, 2010 (9:19 am EST). This can be a psychologically exasperating influence for us to have to deal with, especially if we have to be around people who are blabbermouths anyway. “Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…”

Plus this influence is exact on Thanksgiving Day, a time when we are already traditionally holed up with long-winded relatives for hours on end with no chance for a fast escape.

Mercury in Sag wants to “seek and spread the truth” and aligned with Preacher Jupiter, the ruler of Sagittarius, in delusional Pisces, we tend to go way overboard in this mission, to the point of heavy-duty fanaticism and even evangelizing the goldfish. So we definitely want to make sure that we avoid a discussion of, really, any “hot-button” topics at the Thanksgiving dinner table, i.e. religion or politics, or who really should be the next Queen of England. We would probably especially be wise to steer clear from talking about Sarah Palin and the Tea Party, or the matter of Nancy Pelosi‘s hair. Or who really should have won this year’s “Dancing With the Stars.” Lest we run the risk of all manner of mayhem ensuing and pumpkin pies being tossed in our faces and turkey drumsticks turning into homestead defense missiles.

We are also still in the aftermath of Mercury’s conjunction with warrior Mars in self-righteous Sagittarius and we have already seen what has happened on the world front in North Korea with this scary influence. Mercury conjunct Mars: “Yes, I believe it’s time to start a war!  Let me just push a few buttons here. Boy this is fun!” Right.

Additionally, Mercury square grandiose Jupiter glosses over details, exaggerates, and over-promises in its predisposition to focus on the “big picture.” But, when all is said and done, at the end of the day, Mercury-Jupiter can also be “a lot of fun” and “refreshingly optimistic.” There is more of a tendency towards laughter, and maybe cracking a few funny jokes with this aspect. And, to just look at life, and appreciate it, from a more “humorous” perspective. Jupiter does rule our “sense of humor.” Jupiter is also a “great storyteller,” especially when linked up with “wordsmith”  Mercury.

“Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” Mark Twain

Patrice Thompson


Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

Twain: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/humor.html

turkey: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1250281

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Cosmic Word of The Day June 17, 2010: Synthesis

16 Wednesday Jun 2010

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Synthesis definition:

1) The combining of separate parts or elements to form a whole

The changeable Moon has entered the analytical, detail-oriented terrain of Virgo the Virgin today where she joins Energetic Mars and Focused Saturn. With this plethora of Virgo energy, we expectantly have more of a bent for synthesis.

“Poetry is the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits.” Carl Sandburg

“The Epistle to the Romans is an extremely important synthesis of the whole theology of St. Paul.” Hans Kung

“What better model of a synthesis than a nocturnal dream?  Dreams simplify, don’t they?” Manuel Puig

“Get the habit of analysis – analysis will in time enable synthesis to become your habit of mind.” Frank Lloyd Wright

June 17th Gemini birthdays: Venus Williams, Joe Piscopo

Enjoy your Thursday!

Patrice Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Notes:

June 17th birthdays: http://www.brainyhistory.com/daysbirth/birth_june_17.html

Hyacinth photo: http://www.sxc.hu/photo/902398

Synthesis defined: The Random House Dictionary

Carl Sandburg, Hans Kung quotes: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/synthesis.html

Frank Lloyd Wright quote on synthesis: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/synthesis.html

Butterfly picture: http://www.weforanimals.com/wallpapers/butterflies/page-1/butterflies-1.htm

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Patricia’s Daily Astrology Horoscope June 12, 2010: Pray for Ellen

12 Saturday Jun 2010

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I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I’m just like ‘shut up, shut up, shut up…blah blah blah blaaaaah.'” Ellen DeGeneres

As we set our chatty New Moon in Gemini intentions today, let’s try to keep our dear Aquarian friend, Ellen DeGeneres, in all of our thoughts and prayers and wish her the very best.   The next two weeks may be arduously difficult for Ellen, as all of our loquacious intentions that we are prolifically seeding with extra word power today (7:16 am EDT) begin to take shape and joyfully converge and victoriously descend upon poor Ellen thanks to the almighty power and glory and wisdom and heavenly insight of the profuse “diarrhea of the mouth” Gemini New Moon.

My “oh-so wordy” Crystal Ball is also showing me in a  stream of 32,333,428 nine-syllable words that the bulk of these magically seeded Gemini intentions will be arriving at the southeast quadrant of Ellen’s doorstep via Twitter at precisely 12:01 a.m. on June 22nd, at which time the transiting Love Goddess Venus, will be exactly conjunct Ellen’s magnetic Uranus and the always hungry for meat loaf Cancer Sun will be trining her always “DeGenerous” Jupiter in Scorpio and sextiling (time permitting) her seductive Pluto in virginal Virgo.

The Crystal Ball is also therapeutically revealing to us that Ellen may rest assured that at that very moment in time on June 22nd, the nurturing and maternal, “Madonna-like” cosmic forces, that every young girl dreams about embracing and extolling and emulating, will be listening to and heeding all of our prayers, so that Ellen will be able to get through this abundant period of heightened communication with a newer and deeper spiritual appreciation of everything that is edifying and outrageously verbal and verbose and without any serious long-term scars or pathologies or blemishes or worries or cares or blah blah blah blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMCbtyBdZZ4

We also still have clingy Venus in Cancer sextiling elderly Saturn in Virgo today: Pretend to fall in love all over again, and quickly become engaged and married to, someone old and wrinkled, with lots of money and a shortened life span.

June 12th birthdays: President George H.W. Bush, Marv Albert

Cosmic Word Of The Day: “Chatterbox.” Meaning of the Word: What each and every one of us will be getting Ellen DeGeneres for her birthday next January 26th.

Enjoy your Saturday!  May you never be at a loss for words, from this moment on, for the sake of Ellen DeGeneres’s complete and total transformational redemption of consciousness.

Written by Patricia “Patrice” Thompson

Copyright 2010

Source Quotes:

Ellen DeGeneres Quote: http://thinkexist.com/quotation/-i_think_people_talk_too_much_anyway-sometimes/340707.html

Butterfly picture: http://www.weforanimals.com/wallpapers/butterflies/page-1/butterflies-1.htm

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