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“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.” – Robert Bloch
Fortunately for all of us, I see in my comforting Crystal Ball that we have a bevy of heavenly bodies we can assign blame to today, as a twisted configuration of energies prepares to invade our beings.
The Moon begins her day at the end of happy-go-lucky Sagittarius. This puts all of us in a fairly optimistic mood.
Then as the Moon forms a tight square to stinky poo Saturn in the intestinal sign of Virgo (10:38 am EDT), I see someone very close to us, perhaps a family member, developing sustained bouts of flatulence.
We become understandably outraged and depressed by this turn of events, especially when we realize that we are fresh out of room deodorizer.
Cussing to ourselves, we proceed to walk around the house opening up all the windows and turning on all the fans.
Luckily, a miraculous sextile to Neptune (at 12:17 pm EDT), the planet that officially presides over gas and fumes, helps to successfully disperse the offending odor and restore some semblance of blissful harmony to our household.
The rest of the day is so-so, pretty uneventful.
The Moon’s square to overweight Jupiter in escapist Pisces (12:40 pm EDT) inclines us to eat everything in sight and wash it all down with lots of beer. This could give us even more gas later, but we choose not to concern ourselves with this health issue at the moment. We prefer to wallow in Piscean denial.
Then the Moon’s entrance into budget-minded Capricorn (2:44 pm EDT) immediately provokes some measure of dissension from loose canon Uranus in Aries (at 2:50 pm EDT).
It seems Uranus doesn’t like being burdened by practical matters and cannot wrap his arms around why he should have to go out and get a job like the rest of us, so as to be able to add to the household income, when he has a such a natural talent and bent for rebellion and shaking things up.
We finally close out this glorious day with the Moon cuddled up with mysterious, passionate Pluto (11:49 pm EDT). No telling what kind of night moves the two of them might choreograph together, as they “position themselves” for power. Suffice it to say, there will probably be a fair amount of twisting and shouting going on under the sheets.
Enjoy your Saturday. Remember to put room deodorizer at the top of your grocery list.
Written by Patricia “Patrice” Thompson
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