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Have you decided what you’re wearing to the Capricorn Solar Eclipse party Friday?…  You know it’s gonna be a hot, hot, hot event…it would probably be even a lot hotter, except for the fact that it’s going to be held at that chilly old, stinkapoo Saturn’s house…and you know what a cheapskate he is…he probably won’t spring for any good liquor…it’s really a fortunate thing that Jupiter isn’t in booze-guzzling Pisces yet…that’s all I have to say on the matter…

No, actually, Saturn will probably have a fairly decent selection of  food and beverages on hand…if only to impress all those Capricornian bureaucrats, bankers, and politicians that are sure to be mindlessly wandering around…Too…Saturn is temporarily in Libra now, so he will want to make sure that proper etiquette is meticulously upheld and that everything is  pretty and pleasing to the eye… there will probably be fine china, silver and crystal…and beautiful floral arrangements on the table…with indentured Virgo slaves stationed at every nook and cranny to help assist with the guests’ every whim…

My big concern for the evening is really with tramp-incarnated Venus …I’m worried about what she may wear…or not wear…I know she’s cleaned up her act some since her sojourn through matronly, plain-jane Capricorn…and that’s admirable…but I know she has got to be getting a bit restless now that she’s almost at the tail-end of Cappie…you figure the vamp in her is just dying to get out…case in point…I heard today from the tell-all Sagittarius Moon at the office water cooler…that the Sun and her were going at it hot and heavy in the boardroom behind closed doors..yesiree…also the normally distinguished North Node was also looking on…it was absolutely disgusting from all reports…All three thought that they would probably be able to get away with it, too, hiding behind the respectable shield of the honorable conjunction…They forget momentarily about the Saturn-Pluto square…and how that dog continues to put a monkey-wrench on fooling around…it almost feels like we’re living back in the Victorian age…

Then you have the additional problem of hot flashes…Venus is starting to have them now…so no telling…she could arrive in a  hula skirt in the dead of winter at this hot, hot, event…but…of course…we can all see through her wicked ways…hula skirt or no hula skirt…once a tramp…always a tramp… but at least if she could try to keep the pretense up while she’s in Capricorn… and the eclipse is there, too…that’s all we ask of her…to just give image and pomp and circumstance a chance for a few hours…

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