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My friends, I apologize… I’m running behind schedule rolling out to you my Special Prophecy Report for 2010… of course, a Mercury retrograde thing…because it’s going to be such a big year, event-wise…I’m probably going to dole out the 2010 forecasts to you over the course of many blogs…maybe even over the course of many years.. maybe even lifetimes…who the heck knows, at this point…all I can say is…it’s a darn good thing I believe in reincarnation!..so, anyway… please be patient with me…plus I’m old, and have to frequently deal with Saturnian moments… those times when your mind momentarily turns to mush and your blood vessels constrict from a serious lack of  liquor…Saturn can be so frickin’ cruel…all work and no alcohol makes Saturn a very boring fellow indeed…

Speaking of liquor…(do you have any?)… the subject of drinking indirectly brings me to the dominant themes for 2010: Fish, Feet and Confessions…in other words…Jupiter’s tipsy arrival into Pisces…now we all know what a big lush Jupiter is in this alcohol-friendly sign…that “drinks like a fish thing” surely originated when Jupiter was first passing gas through here way back when…on the positive side, and to his credit, Jupiter’s always been a colossal tipper and the barmaids adore him…plus he always carries a  big wad of cash in his wallet  and bills are always falling out all over the place…which probably explains his immense popularity with the general public…

So: Fish, Feet, and Confessions…those are the three themes for my prophecies…be discussing them shortly with you…so stay tuned…

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