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The Heavens are apparently rockin’ and rollin’ to the sounds of Elvis Presley today marking what would have been the King’s 75th birthday…

Of course, with Mercury retrograde, we can not be completely certain of  the accuracy of everything reported here, but supposedly Pluto is even “All Shook Up” today.  Rumor has it that his hands are shaky, and his knees are weak. You gotta’ figure the poor guy was due  a one-day reprieve from that old Devil Saturn. That square thing between the two of them was getting old. Even Elvis was plum tired hearing about it…

We also know for a fact that Saturn, while he may not always show it, is very, very proud of his favorite Capricorn son, Elvis, and that is why he is cutting Pluto some slack…

Then there’s temporarily retired, Mars retrograde in Leo, looking ever so sexy in his “Blue Suede Shoes”,  holed up in a secret corner of the universe… rehearsing in front of a galactic-sized mirror, every one of Elvis the Pelvis’ moves, anxious for his own grand comeback performance March 10th, at a venue near you…

Also, did you by chance notice that the Scorpio Moon today seemed extra-passionate around dawn?  Could it be because she was dancing the “Jailhouse Rock” with Elvis?…We think so.

Definitely the most whispered-about story in the cosmos today…Venus and the Sun romantically cuddled up in a warm Capricorn conjunction, with King Elvis, exclusively serenading them, with his deep, heartfelt ballad “Love Me Tender” upon a dreamy, starry sky…Too cool!…

Jupiter, Neptune and Uranus were out partying late last night… so we’ll report on those guys later when they surface…right now, they’re nowhere to be found among the various Elvis sightings…

Back on earth, our lonely hearts ache, ever so deeply for Elvis, as we check in, one more time, to the “Heartbreak Hotel.”

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