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Don’t forget…Big Fisherman Jupiter… will be casting his wide net into the booze-guzzling sign of Pisces the Fish, beginning Sunday night…He’ll be there…scouting the sea for new fish to fry… through January 22, 2011…with the exception of a summer cruise into Aries, June 6th through September 10th…
I originally reported Jupiter would be entering Pisces, this coming Monday, January 18th…which was wrong…astrologer, Ellen Zucker…who just happens to also be a Pisces…kindly corrected me…that’s what I get for trying to read my planetary ephemeris without any beer or bifocals…
Anyway…with Jupiter in Pisces…brace yourself for more smelly fish jokes.. more church fish fries…beer-drinking becomes mandatory therapy for those who don’t like recreational fishing…
Fish movies are going to flood and stink up theaters, as Pisces rules film and motion pictures… Conan O’Brien and Jay Leno are both cast in a remake of “Jaws” with Jay Leno, of course, getting the lead role…Jay also hires a NBC hit-man to steal all Conan’s fish out of his freezer..David Letterman replaced by CBS with a giant King Mackerel…which frees him up for Alaska-salmon fishing lessons from Sarah Palin’s oldest daughter…
Glenn Beck swallowed by a liberal shark… while on tour with Bill O’Reilly in Hawaii…but is later spit out and saved by President Obama…
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Yes, I am the aforementioned Ellen Zucker.
And if the choice is between recreational fishing and beer guzzling, I’ll go after the fishies. But frankly, Patricia, I prefer scuba diving–I am a certified scuba diver and, some say, nutcase, with my Pisces Sun and other 4 water planets. Or my favorite Jupiter indulgence… chocolate:)
Glad you mentioned the scuba-diving, Ellen…I’ll be getting to that shortly in my next blog…along with other Pisces activities…Big year for Pisces, Ellen…a lot of opportunity…especially under the water…